Stubborn neat-freak Germany sets off on a not so epic journey-allying with idiotic pasta hunter Italy and his bitter reindeer Romano-to find his brother Prussia, whose awesome powers have trapped the kingdom of Hetalia in eternal awesomeness (winter). Encountering Russia-like conditions, perverted trolls, and a reclusive snowman Japan, Germany and Italy fight the awesomeness in a war to save the kingdom.
Cast:
Elsa: Prussia (has powers of awesomeness and likes being alone)
Anna: Germany (loses his memory)
Kristoff: Italy (mining for pasta)
S'ven: Romano (knows a lot of colorful words but can't say them)
Olaf: Japan (hates hugs)
Hans: America (a rebellious wanna-be hero)
Duke of Wezelton: Austria (complains a lot)
Wezelton's guard: Hungary (hits people with frying pans)
Shop Keeper: Russia (scary)
Shop Family: Baltics, Ukraine, Belarus, and China (trapped)
Trolls: England (wizard), France (perv), Canada (talking rock?), and the rest of the cast we either forgot about or couldn't fit anywhere else...
Servants: Switzerland and Lichtenstein (help Germany and don't like visitors)
Snow Monster: Gilbird
Before we go any further, yes, this is going to be a total satire that I wrote just for the heck of it. And, being the writer I am, I did put some effort into it. XD Maybe not all of it, but some. Some.
Anyway, I honestly wrote it like a year ago, didn't post it in time, decided it would be too weird to post in the summer, waited and now holy crap it's 5 days until Christmas. O_O Ya.
So, here you go... Merry Christmas ^^'
I do not own Frozen, Hetalia, or the cover's background.
Hope you like it! ^_^
Hetalia characters are rather famously known for their personal quirks, personalities and appearances. However when you were innocently hit and kidnapped by the Awesome Trio, you get to discover a world outside of yours as you are repeatedly kidnapped by different nations. This problem quickly elevates as all the countries involved turn on each other and threaten to begin World War 3, just to have you around them. You are the only one with the ability to stop this, but how can an ordinary girl save the already weaning away global peace.
I don't own Hetalia, you and the world. But I do own my iPad I wrote this on, my story plot, the window behind me and this plate of paster I'm gonna use to catch me an Italian.
Hope you consider reading this and thank you!