Frozen X Hetalia!

Stubborn neat-freak Germany sets off on a not so epic journey-allying with idiotic pasta hunter Italy and his bitter reindeer Romano-to find his brother Prussia, whose awesome powers have trapped the kingdom of Hetalia in eternal awesomeness (winter). Encountering Russia-like conditions, perverted trolls, and a reclusive snowman Japan, Germany and Italy fight the awesomeness in a war to save the kingdom.

Cast:
Elsa: Prussia (has powers of awesomeness and likes being alone)
Anna: Germany (loses his memory)
Kristoff: Italy (mining for pasta)
S'ven: Romano (knows a lot of colorful words but can't say them)
Olaf: Japan (hates hugs)
Hans: America (a rebellious wanna-be hero)
Duke of Wezelton: Austria (complains a lot)
Wezelton's guard: Hungary (hits people with frying pans)
Shop Keeper: Russia (scary)
Shop Family: Baltics, Ukraine, Belarus, and China (trapped)
Trolls: England (wizard), France (perv), Canada (talking rock?), and the rest of the cast we either forgot about or couldn't fit anywhere else...
Servants: Switzerland and Lichtenstein (help Germany and don't like visitors)
Snow Monster: Gilbird

Before we go any further, yes, this is going to be a total satire that I wrote just for the heck of it. And, being the writer I am, I did put some effort into it. XD Maybe not all of it, but some. Some.
Anyway, I honestly wrote it like a year ago, didn't post it in time, decided it would be too weird to post in the summer, waited and now holy crap it's 5 days until Christmas. O_O Ya.
So, here you go... Merry Christmas ^^'

I do not own Frozen, Hetalia, or the cover's background.

Hope you like it! ^_^