Stubborn neat-freak Germany sets off on a not so epic journey-allying with idiotic pasta hunter Italy and his bitter reindeer Romano-to find his brother Prussia, whose awesome powers have trapped the kingdom of Hetalia in eternal awesomeness (winter). Encountering Russia-like conditions, perverted trolls, and a reclusive snowman Japan, Germany and Italy fight the awesomeness in a war to save the kingdom.
Cast:
Elsa: Prussia (has powers of awesomeness and likes being alone)
Anna: Germany (loses his memory)
Kristoff: Italy (mining for pasta)
S'ven: Romano (knows a lot of colorful words but can't say them)
Olaf: Japan (hates hugs)
Hans: America (a rebellious wanna-be hero)
Duke of Wezelton: Austria (complains a lot)
Wezelton's guard: Hungary (hits people with frying pans)
Shop Keeper: Russia (scary)
Shop Family: Baltics, Ukraine, Belarus, and China (trapped)
Trolls: England (wizard), France (perv), Canada (talking rock?), and the rest of the cast we either forgot about or couldn't fit anywhere else...
Servants: Switzerland and Lichtenstein (help Germany and don't like visitors)
Snow Monster: Gilbird
Before we go any further, yes, this is going to be a total satire that I wrote just for the heck of it. And, being the writer I am, I did put some effort into it. XD Maybe not all of it, but some. Some.
Anyway, I honestly wrote it like a year ago, didn't post it in time, decided it would be too weird to post in the summer, waited and now holy crap it's 5 days until Christmas. O_O Ya.
So, here you go... Merry Christmas ^^'
I do not own Frozen, Hetalia, or the cover's background.
Hope you like it! ^_^
Francis and Arthur are blessed with adopting three wonderful kids. However, the three kids refuse to sleep, so Francis decides to tell a story of how he and their dad first met, fell in love, and saved their kingdom from a powerful darkness.
Arthur is a young prince of the kingdom of Spade. Entirely fed up with how sheltered and closed off his life is, the prince decides to rebel and leaves the castle. Francis is a young baker who is trying to make an honest living for himself. When they met, they become friends and fall in love while going on an adventure that both longed to have.
Long story short, there are a few reasons why this story exists. One, I got back into Hetalia thanks to reading the strips on the United Kingdom brothers and Ireland as well as the Philippines. Two, I forgot how insane England x France is in the series. Friends to enemies to lovers back to friends and then divorced. This is what I love. Lastly, I am purely writing this to get back at Disney. I am annoyed with how they've written certain movies and shows and refuse to even acknowledge what made them great. So, I've decided to do that! Watch me, Disney! I'll make a story using your elements and making it gloriously gay! Anyway, enjoy!