Very Harry Potter Crackfic
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Roxy Pride is a new comer this year at Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry. Join her as she makes her way through her first year and all the comical misadventures she encountures in this not-so-serious crack fan fiction based on J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter. I in no respect own Harry Potter or any of it's characters or locations. Just my O.C.s. NOTE: This is a crack fiction, meaning this is meant to be silly and random. Also, There may be a few mistakes. I had originally started writing this a few years ago in one of my notebooks, and I typed it up just as is. I plan to, once I'm finished, return back and read through it again. But in the mean time, feedback is always welcomed. ^^
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At the start of Hogwarts' seventh year, they were supposed to have their start of the school year annual Quidditch Match, which would consist of the four different houses competing against one another, but never took place because of Lord Voldemort interrupting their school year, deciding to come for a young Harry Potter. A few weeks after the battle was won, Draco, Theo and Blaise were in Hogsmeade, when they bumped into Harry and Ron. Insults were thrown by a certain ginger haired boy, not letting Harry get a word in, feeling superior than the 3 Slytherins. Ron had acted on impulse and bet his fiery red-headed sister and a certain curly brown haired girl away. Of course, the Slytherins agreed, as they aren't ones to back down on a bet they'd obviously win, and to make sure it was valid, an unbreakable vow was made that day in Hogsmeade, a secret kept between the 5 boys until they were sent back to Hogwarts on the 29th of January, not telling a word to the two girls. ********************************************** **I DONT CLAIM THE COVER AS MY OWN** Please check out my profile for more, I have more stories!! :) (I don't own the characters (Created by JK ROWLING) only the plot! The plot is just for fun it's after the war so it won't follow exact events! I hope you enjoy and please comment if you have any feedback or if you just enjoy it :D) This is DRAMIONE ! This story is based on "Winners Keepers" By @AegisXyston , go check out their lovely story!
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