Very Harry Potter Crackfic
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Last published Sun, Mar 27, 2016
Roxy Pride is a new comer this year at Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry. Join her as she makes her way through her first year and all the comical misadventures she encountures in this not-so-serious crack fan fiction based on J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter. I in no respect own Harry Potter or any of it's characters or locations. Just my O.C.s. NOTE: This is a crack fiction, meaning this is meant to be silly and random. Also, There may be a few mistakes. I had originally started writing this a few years ago in one of my notebooks, and I typed it up just as is. I plan to, once I'm finished, return back and read through it again. But in the mean time, feedback is always welcomed. ^^
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