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Very Harry Potter Crackfic

Leidalovesturtles

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Reads 236
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Parts 4
Time 29m

Leidalovesturtles

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comedy crackfic draco fanfiction funny harry harrypotter hogwarts love lovetriangle random ron snape voldemort

Roxy Pride is a new comer this year at Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry. Join her as she makes her way through her first year and all the comical misadventures she encountures in this not-so-serious crack fan fiction based on J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter. I in no respect own Harry Potter or any of it's characters or locations. Just my O.C.s. NOTE: This is a crack fiction, meaning this is meant to be silly and random. Also, There may be a few mistakes. I had originally started writing this a few years ago in one of my notebooks, and I typed it up just as is. I plan to, once I'm finished, return back and read through it again. But in the mean time, feedback is always welcomed. ^^All Rights Reserved

comedy crackfic draco fanfiction funny harry harrypotter hogwarts love lovetriangle random ron snape voldemort

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May The Best Man Win. (Draco x Reader x Harry x Fred) *COMPLETED* by exorcise_the_demons

Okay, you have no IDEA how much time it took me to try and make up a title or write a description. Please, before reading this description, note that I've been complemented on my writing skills on many occasions. It's your first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, yay! On your way to find an empty train car, you meet the one and only, Harry Potter. You act like you don't know him, because, of course, you assume he's gotten the "OMG YOU'RE HARRY POTTER THE BOY WHO LIVED I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I EITHER HATE YOU OR WANT TO SNOG YOU I CAN'T DECIDE" so many times already. You sit with Harry and meet two other friends and maybe make an enemy........ Frenemy? We'll see... Anyway, this is a love story and I lay it thick with the drama so if you like drama, love triangles and maybe even an extra little twist, this may just be the story for you!

Annabelle [Book 4] by Insanity69

After the death of her father Anna has changed. She starts to learn about the power Voldemort has told her about. Her powers grow stronger if possible. New year at Hogwarts, she knows Hogwarts isn't safe anymore. Voldemort is getting stronger but so if she. Draco starts hanging around Anna. She doesn't know why but doesn't really care. After she starts to hang around Slytherins, and her friends don't like it and are worried. The only person who could really reach out to her doesn't go to school there anymore so what will they do with her? #74 in Fanfiction 6/7/16 #79 in Fanfiction. 6/2/16

Slow Grenade by LeilahMoon

[Dramione] Hermione Granger cannot wait to start her first year at Hogwarts and, when she meets Draco Malfoy on the express train, she's even more certain that life is finally going her way. Unfortunately, Hermione's journey is only just beginning as she battles to fight prejudices, maintain relationships, stay alive and, most importantly, ensure she isn't expelled. Follow the highs and lows of Hermione and Draco's relationship as it develops from first year through to eighth. *RATED M for some smut in later chapters* Art by Nishikat_ on Instagram The title for this story comes from 'Slow Grenade' by Ellie Goulding ft. Lauv Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or any of the related characters. The Harry Potter series is created by JK Rowling and owned by Warner Bros. This fanfiction is intended for entertainment only. I am not making any profit from this story. All rights of the original Harry Potter story belong to Warner Bros and JK Rowling.

Kill Me Sweet (Draco x Reader) by francesca0129

"Draco, look at me..." Y/N touched my face softly and I stared down at her. Tears welled from deep inside and I tried but couldn't stop them from coursing down my cheeks... She lightly brushed them off. "Kill me. That will be the greatest gift." She faintly smiled and at her words, I felt like drowning. "I love you, Draco..." Y/N kissed my lips. "I love you, Y/N... More than anything in the world." I felt my throat closing up. "...Goodbye" ✧ You are Y/N Taylor, a gifted gymnast, the youngest to be the cheerleading captain at a prestigious boarding school in Wiltshire. But one day, something happens that completely changes your life and... you. *Hello readers! I am so excited to finally share this story with you that I've been working on so hard. I promise you will love it! The story takes place in 5th~7th years at Hogwarts, including some mature contents involved with Draco Malfoy!*

Twisted in Love || Hermione x Draco by skiilyte

Hermione Granger was sorted into Slytherin as soon as she stepped foot onto Hogwarts, a magical wizarding school. And why wouldn't she be? Cunning, beautiful, and a deadly viper waiting to strike, she quickly rose to prominence among her peers. Her sharp intellect and ruthless ambition made her a force to be reckoned with, and she earned the respect and fear of students and teachers alike. Draco Malfoy, the heir of one of the most influential wizarding families, is a cold-hearted Slytherin, through and through. But his frosty demeanor is melted when he sets his eyes on Hermione's alluring, intelligent, and unnerving beauty. His family's power, reputation, and strength alone combatted any other lustful man who wished to have her. Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived through Voldemort's killing curse as a failed plan at world domination. As a Gryffindor and a threat to the Dark Lord, both Hermione and Draco resent him with all their might. But as Harry Potter gets weaker and the Dark Lord gets stronger, Hermione must face the question of love versus loyalty. (Cover made by me using Canva.) { NO 18+ CONTENT OR SWEARS } (NOTE: This is a Dramione fanfiction. Relatively nothing is what actually happened in the real books by J.K. Rowling. Most characters are made up or have their personality/backgrounds altered heavily.)

Time for a change | Dramione by Lillian-Hall

Please leave a comment and vote to let me know what you think of the story! <3 _________________________________________ Hermione and her friends returned to Hogwarts for their last year. On the day of the graduation, Ron gets together with Draco's girlfriend. They soon become the hottest couple and even the Dialy Prophet starts reporting about them. Although Harry and Ginny are happy because they are not the famous ones anymore, Draco wants revenge and Hermione wants Ron back. So she decides it's time for a change.

chosen - harry potter by greenwatercolor

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Unlikely (Severus Snape x Student Reader) by YouGotBernd

(Y/n) (Y/l/n). A 5th year Hogwarts student. 16 years old. A Gryffindor and a muggle-born. Very kind, very nice, and very very lonely. Severus Snape. A Hogwarts teacher. The Potions Master. Head of Slytherin house. Mean, grouchy, slimy...and the one that everyone loves to hate. A couple years back, during (Y/n) (Y/l/n)'s 3rd year, she actually grown to like Professor Snape. She began attempting civil conversations with him after class. At first to no avail, but the astute Professor soon realized she wasn't going to give up, so he gave in. He soon grew fond of the girl, and something, most unlikely occurred...they became friends. Or at least, (Y/n) felt they did. Snape on the other hand...never seemed to understand. Now, with (Y/n) maturing (and of age), and Severus oblivious to feelings, would there friendship continue? Or would something...more happen between them?

You're My Destiny (Harry Potter X Reader) by NatashaTasyaar

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How to Kiss a Wizard by Reasonstosmileathome

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