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Last published Thu, Dec 31, 2015
"What time is it?"
"Time for you to get a watch.."
"Haha, seriously what time is it?"
"1000."
"Wh-what? You know I can't tell military time! What time is it?!?"
"13:30."
"Oh...thanks."
Sally leaves.
"Some people just can't learn...."
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