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BooksforTheNooks
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BooksforTheNooks
Ongoing, First published Dec 21, 2015
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"What time is it?" 
  
   "Time for you to get a watch.." 

   "Haha, seriously what time is it?"

   "1000." 
    
    "Wh-what? You know I can't tell military time! What time is it?!?" 

      "13:30." 

        "Oh...thanks."     

     Sally leaves. 

     "Some people just can't learn...."
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