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Kumpleto, Unang na-publish Dec 21, 2015
An intellectual parody in the spirit of Animal Farm. Humans one day leave Earth to avoid a solar disaster and leave Earth in the care of androids. After a long absence, the androids begin to doubt the existence of humans and many begin to believe in the Theory of Adaptation which claims that all adroids adapted from nuts, bolts, and widgets into robots and eventually androids of higher intelligence. The story centers around an android named Inquirer2.0 and his conversations and debates with other androids.

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By @mkuroneko:
It's a humoristic short story. The story centers around androids who actually wonder what are their origins. In the middle of that, there's this one android that just keeps asking more question, bringing people to try and convince him.
Between the theory of evolution to blind religious-like belief in a superior power, this book was like a crossover between Candide by Voltaire and the valladolid debate (I'm French so I studied those book in school). It isn't overly complex with difficult words. Everything is laid down so everyone can understand it. The heated debates definitely made me crack up and in the end, I think it's a very clever story.
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SUGAR (bxb) ni ani_dn
66 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
This story is complete ✅ Casey is a nerd, but the charming, cute type. He evades college parties like the plague. Who knew he would accidentally jump right into the bed of his long-time, secret crush at one of them. Avery is gorgeous. He has a little secret too. The popular boy admired a certain shy, guarded fellow student for a long time, before finally coming up with a plan to get closer. As impossible as it may seem, Earth and Mars sometimes cross their orbits in an warm embrace. *** Hello, Thank you so much for stopping by and welcome! What to expect? Strong feelings between a shy, blue-eyed, nerdy boy and a smug, green-eyed heart throb, a pinch of drama and lots of steamy scenes. I hope that everyone who reads will have as much fun as I did while writing this story. *** This book depicts a bxb love story. It includes graphic intimate scenes. Those chapters will be marked as XXX. Please, read only if you are comfortable with the topic and of appropriate age. *** Best ranking: #1 in passion July 2023 #1 in cuteboys May 2023 #1 in hotboys Feb 2023 #1 in secretadmirer July 2023 #1 in lovestory Sept 2022 #1 in gayboys July 2022 #1 in malexmale June 2022 #1 in hotness May 2021 #1 in cute August 2022 #1 in gaylove Nov 2021 #1 in fallinginloveagain April 2022 #2 in bl Feb 2023 #2 in gayromance Nov 2022 #2 in bxblove May 2022 #3 in bxb Nov 2022 #3 in gay Nov 2022 #3 in mxm Dec 2021 #3 in shy Jan 2022 #5 in sweet April 2023 #9 in manxman Nov 2022 #10 in completed Oct 2022 #14 in love Nov 2021 #26 in boyxboy Feb 2022 #34 in texttospeech May 2022 Enjoy! Read, comment and be free to express yourself. All opinions are highly appreciated. Disclaimer: All images are intended only to illustrate the content. They are stock photos, posed by models. All people and events in the book are fictional.
The Other Guy (BoyxBoy) ✔️ ni geekiechicforall13
21 parte Kumpleto
"I walked over to where Aaron was sitting on the ground, kneeling so that I was face-to-face with him. He was wearing a blank expression on his face so I guess he didn't really care if I kissed him or not. I took in a deep breath before taking his face in both of my hands and swooping down to kiss him. At first, I was so nervous I didn't realize that we were already kissing but after a few moments, I realized how soft his lips felt on my own. Before I can register it I felt him moving against me. I would have gotten off of him but I realize that he wasn't moving to get away from me. No, He was moving his lips against mine." °°°°° Aiden Moore isn't extraordinary. He has average looks, he is OK with sports, and his only strong point is that he is smart (although that doesn't mean much to his fellow classmates). And, of course, his virgin ass has never had a girlfriend, let alone a crush. It seemed as if he would never find someone. That was until he met her, Scarlett Hale. She was the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Kind, sweet, and one of the few people with a higher GPA then him, she was amazing and Aiden imagined that she would be all his. Once Aiden gets rid of her boyfriend, Aaron Tyler. The most annoying guy you will ever meet, Aiden gags just thinking about him. The man is smoking hot and makes Aiden's dreams of getting the girl to seem very impossible. So what would happen if Aiden gets involved with the wrong person? Will Aiden get the girl? Will he fall short? Or will he fall into the arms of a guy who is in love with the girl he loves? _______________________________________ WARNING: First book EVER! The best part about this book is that it has some funny bits and introduces you to characters I use for a while. But, if you don't like the writing, please consider one of my newer works 😊 Started: May 10, 2016 Completed: September 2016
My Boys ni angelic_alexx
36 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
Joey didn't mean to catch them killing someone. He was just going for a walk in the park. He didn't know he'd get caught. He was just going to turn around and leave. He didn't know they'd heard him until he felt something go into his leg. - Joey Walker is 19, quiet, a little awkward, and seriously afraid of his parents. Every day was the same process of waking up only to be hit and screamed at until he left just to get away. During one of his walks at the park he frequently visited, two men caught his attention and what happened next... Joey couldn't believe it. - ⚠️ Trigger Warning⚠️ This book is 18+ and handles mature themes. I can't tell you not to read it but if you do, that is on you. This story has the following: Abuse Torture Assault Pregnancy from Sexual Assault Sexual Activities Harsh Language If there is anything here that triggers you, please don't read. Anyways, have a fun day and enjoy your reading:) *My Boys is currently going through minor editing so if something seems a little off like headings and stuff, that is why* - #1 in #MentalHealth from April 2023 - February 2025 #1 in #MentalHealth - April 14, 2023 #6 in #Assault - April 21, 2023 #5 in #BxBxB - May 7, 2023 #3 in #bxblove - May 7, 2023 #1 in #MentalHealth - March 28, 2024 #7 in #BxBxB - March 28, 2024 #6 in #Fear - April 6, 2024 #5 in #BxBxB - April 25, 2024 #9 in #Foundfamily - May 8, 2024 #1 in #Money - May 21, 2024 #4 in #Mentalhealthawareness - July 27, 2024 #4 in #Queer - January 7, 2025 #3 in #MentalHealthAwareness - January 14, 2025 #3 in #FoundFamily - March 20, 2025 #7 in #Fight - April 4, 2025 #8 in #Money - April 16, 2025 #4 in #MentalIllness - May 4, 2025 #2 in #MentalHealthAwareness - May 25, 2025 #5 in #Queer - September 18, 2025 #6 in #Queer - January 6, 2026
Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) ni fanoshkaflippo
13 parte Kumpleto Mature
Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **
The Hots (mxm) ni ani_dn
80 parte Kumpleto Mature
This story is complete ✅ Alec is a twenty-five year old gentle boy with the looks of an angel. He has not figured out what he needs in love yet and has never had a relationship. But something urges him to act, or rather someone, a person who is his total opposite. Sam is intimidating. He is tall enough to be a basketball player, muscular, covered in tattoos, and quick tempered. Most people prefer to keep a distance startled by his menacing glares. What will happen when these two distant poles collide? One thing is for sure, it will get unbearably hot... and funny. *** This book depicts a manxman love story. It includes several graphic intimate scenes and is rated mature. Those chapters will be marked as XXX. Please read only if you are comfortable with the topic and of appropriate age. *** Enjoy! Read, comment, and be free to express yourself. All opinions are highly appreciated. Best ranking so far: #1 in lgbtfiction July 2023 #1 in sweet April 2023 #1 in passion March 2022 #1 in hotboys Oct 2021 #1 in fallingforthebadboy Nov 2021 #2 in secretadmirer July 2023 #2 in firstlove Oct 2022 #3 in cute Nov 2021 #3 in bxblove Dec 2021 #4 in shy Jan 2022 #4 in gayboys Nov 2021 #4 in fallinginloveagain Nov 2021 #6 in gaylove July 2022 #7 in malexmale Feb 2023 #10 in bxb July 2022 #10 in cuteboys Nov 2021 #10 in gayromance July 2023 #13 in mxm June 2023 #14 in love July 2022 #15 in manxman Feb 2023 #22 in gay July 2023 #26 in seduction March 2022 #32 in lgbt Sept 2023 #37 in tattoos March 2022 #46 in texttospeech Sept 2023 Disclaimer: All images are intended only to illustrate the content. They are licensed stock photos posed by models, who has no relation to the story. All people and events in this book are fictional.
The Myth of Wile E ni wednesdaymccool
119 mga parte Kumpleto
Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor [FEATURED, SEPT-OCT] An idealistic poet refuses to budge from the last parcel of land a developer needs to acquire in order to build a shopping mall. (Literary satire with pop culture references and environmental themes.) synopsis: The Myth of Wile E. is a riff on the modern obsession with fame and acclaim, as well as a mediation on the artist's place in the modern world, as seen through the eyes of a naive poet who is made simultaneously pathetic and heroic by the pursuit of a singular goal. In this novel, we meet an assortment of eccentric monomaniacs, from mushroom hunters in search of a legendary truffle, to birders pursuing a possibly-extinct bird, to competitive Duck Stamp artists, to "the World's Foremost Living Statue"...and even a very stubborn spider. Meanwhile, our narrator--a terrible, yet persistent, poet--battles a ruthless land developer who's determined to acquire the poet's humble property, in an escalating battle of wills that spirals out of control when the media gets involved. With these quirky events as a backdrop, we gradually learn of the misfortunes that befell each member of the poet's family in their various misguided quests for glory. We also learn why money makes the world go flat, why talent is a white elephant, and what it means for parents to love their children "to pieces." Some of my influences are Richard Brautigan (especially), Christopher Moore, Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, and George Saunders, so if you like any of them, I hope you'll enjoy this, too.
Static Crush  {M/M}  ✔ ni kataraqui
59 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
WATTY 2019 WINNER Hale, a state of the art android, can do nearly anything a human can. He cooks meals, cleans and organizes the house, repairs broken appliances, and runs errands. He can even provide for the more carnal needs of his owner. None of these tasks should present any challenge for Hale, and they don't-until he meets his next door neighbour, Rayner. Rayner seems like an unassuming gardener, but he asks Hale a lot of questions. Does Hale wish he could smell or taste food? What would he look like if his appearance hadn't been chosen for him? From the moment they meet, Hale runs into errors in otherwise simple tasks. He experiences bizarre sensations that none of his diagnostic tools can explain, and struggles to appease the people in his owner's social circle. As the errors in his programming begin to wear on his owner's patience, Hale faces the most difficult decision yet. If he can't evolve to meet her needs, he'll be returned and recycled into parts for future androids. If he does evolve, is he still just an android? Or something more? In all this, Rayner is the only man who can help him, and Rayner only has one question left for Hale. What does he want? Hale wasn't designed to want anything, but perhaps he can find the answer in the man with all the questions. TOP RANKINGS #1 in #freethelgbt #1 in #android - UPDATES WEDNESDAYS Story and artwork by Alistair Reeves This story is edited by Lyra Evans; she has amazing books on Amazon, so check her out if you like fantasy and mxm romance! I always love hearing from readers! Your time, votes, reviews and comments keep me constantly motivated. If you're interested in supporting this story even more than you already do by reading, please check out my Patreon (linked from my profile)! You can find me @kataraqui on Twitter/IG/Tumblr - Content warning for emotional/sexual abuse (not between MC and LI). Sexual abuse at the end of chapter 2 if you want to skip it.
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66 mga parte Kumpleto Mature

This story is complete ✅ Casey is a nerd, but the charming, cute type. He evades college parties like the plague. Who knew he would accidentally jump right into the bed of his long-time, secret crush at one of them. Avery is gorgeous. He has a little secret too. The popular boy admired a certain shy, guarded fellow student for a long time, before finally coming up with a plan to get closer. As impossible as it may seem, Earth and Mars sometimes cross their orbits in an warm embrace. *** Hello, Thank you so much for stopping by and welcome! What to expect? Strong feelings between a shy, blue-eyed, nerdy boy and a smug, green-eyed heart throb, a pinch of drama and lots of steamy scenes. I hope that everyone who reads will have as much fun as I did while writing this story. *** This book depicts a bxb love story. It includes graphic intimate scenes. Those chapters will be marked as XXX. Please, read only if you are comfortable with the topic and of appropriate age. *** Best ranking: #1 in passion July 2023 #1 in cuteboys May 2023 #1 in hotboys Feb 2023 #1 in secretadmirer July 2023 #1 in lovestory Sept 2022 #1 in gayboys July 2022 #1 in malexmale June 2022 #1 in hotness May 2021 #1 in cute August 2022 #1 in gaylove Nov 2021 #1 in fallinginloveagain April 2022 #2 in bl Feb 2023 #2 in gayromance Nov 2022 #2 in bxblove May 2022 #3 in bxb Nov 2022 #3 in gay Nov 2022 #3 in mxm Dec 2021 #3 in shy Jan 2022 #5 in sweet April 2023 #9 in manxman Nov 2022 #10 in completed Oct 2022 #14 in love Nov 2021 #26 in boyxboy Feb 2022 #34 in texttospeech May 2022 Enjoy! Read, comment and be free to express yourself. All opinions are highly appreciated. Disclaimer: All images are intended only to illustrate the content. They are stock photos, posed by models. All people and events in the book are fictional.