DankFics
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MatureOngoing10m
Last published Thu, Apr 18, 2019
A collection of craptastic fanfiction mocking the general vibe of "(Blank) x Reader" stories. Suggestions are welcome, and frankly encouraged. I made the cover, in case you are wondering. Also, I will not write craptastic fanfiction smut.
Unless it involves windows and cassowary pie.
Which it won't.
You little pervs.
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