How Santa's suit became red

Beginning: Santa's suit is green he gets hungry so he go's to McDonald's and gets a hamburger

Middle: while santa is eating his hamburger a bunch of ketchup squirts out on his green suit

End: he go's home to wash it he puts it in the washer when he takes it out its all red everyone is embarrassed to be seen with him even his wife he soonly learns to go with it that is how his suit became red