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Pokespe Randomness Thingy...?
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Ongoing, First published Dec 21, 2015
Epic Narrator Voice: In a world where all the Pokespe characters are idiots, the random admin controls all their stupid thoughts and actions with the flick of his thumbs. These characters have no idea what's going on and blow up a lot...


Admin: I don't own the characters used in this or Pokespe itself, even though I wish I did. If I did, it would be a dark age for humanity. M'Kay bye!!!

Red: wha...? *blows up*
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