"Michael are you paying attention?
"Yes, Sir."
"I prefer 'Mr Hemmings."
"Okay, Sir."
// In which Michael has a thing for his maths teacher, Mr Hemmings.
"This has got to end"
"Tell me about it"
"I'm glad you agree, Mr. Hemmings, because to help the two of you get along, you & Mr. Clifford will play lead roles in the school play this year"
"Excuse me? Hell no!"