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ZE BLOG OF AWSOMENESSS

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Me: Hi guys! This is my first story evah!and you may also know me as Shania from Nutty The nut job's Blog and as Secchi from chubbymacqueraille's other blog. So I hope you guys enjoy it as much as how cliché this intro is and I just wanted to say
thanks sooo much guys for making my story worth your while and...

Leo : Can you please just cut to the story?!

Me: No, as I was saying...

Mikey: WHEEEEEEE *runs while holding a remote*

Me: Wait, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!

Donnie: MIKEY DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!!

Mikey: *shoves Leo to the toaster*

Toaster: *Explodes*

Nutty: *Rides a GIANT python* All Aboard!!!

Leo: AHHH HALLPPP!!

Me: -_-"

Random Japanese Chick: I WANT STICKY RICE

Me: How do you guys keep popping out like that?

Raph: I dunno don't look at me...

Me : But, I.. didn't?

Raph: oh.

Me: You know what let's just skip the intro.

Quinn: Finally..

Me : Sssshhh...

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again？bai blog bs fanfiction fun funny haikyuu humor imbored jokes macqueraille nuttythenutjob puns random sapobabonia skull0 tmnt

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The Billionaire's Pregnant Ex Wife | ✔️ by kxshintia

(WARNING: This is my first story btw. Some parts may be cringe or toxic, but I don't feel like changing anything at the moment) I watched as he frustratingly ran his hand through his jet black hair as he let out an loud sigh. "Axarii I do not have the patience for your childishness. I can no longer trust you therefore we're getting an divorce." He stated. That just ended my mood. "What! That girl doesn't even look like me, are you fucking blind? My boobs are not even that big! Just imagine Winston and I together, that's impossible." I screeched out and grabbed onto him. I mentally cursed at myself as I felt tears threatening to escape from my hideous eyes. I'm an ugly crier. He roughly pulled his arm out of my grasp. "I want you and your things out of here by tonight and at the company to sign the papers in the morning." "You can't be serious! How can you not believe me, your own wife over some damn fake pictures?" I looked at him only to see him blankly staring at me, not responding. I roughly wiped my eyes before any tears could escape. He would not see me cry. "I'll go but you'll just have to throw away or burn the clothes that you bought for me because I don't need anything from you." I mumbled as I turned away and headed for the stairs. "I don't need a wife that claims she has love for me when all she wants is to be around other men instead of her own husband." I continued to walk up the stairs, not bothering to reply to what he said, not bothered to wipe the tears knowing that he cannot see them. **** #2 ex - March 2024 #12 dominate - September 2023 #6 funny - November 2024 #1 darkness - November 2023 #5 plottwist - November 2023 #2 exwife- November 2024

Punching the Gang leader by uber_triny

My jaw is firmly grabbed and my head is lifted to where I'm forced to look up into McDemons eyes. "Too bad" he says a evil smirk taking place on his plump lips "you're mine". I raise an eyebrow and give him a sweet smile as I say "I'm my own bitch, bitch". The smile is wiped from my face as I slam my forehead forwards. Stella was just walking on a sidewalk that was dangerously close to the road. Paying no mind to the sound of a car engine that needed to be checked. When she was-literally-picked up by four hot guys. McHottie-Damian Whitehouse McSteamy-Luca unknown McDevil-Ace Dagger McUgly-Maxxer And McDevil-*cough*- er sorry Ace has plans for our precious Stella. *THIS BOOK IS BEING SLOWLY EDITED* *This book is just for sh!ts and giggles, the events that take place in this book would not happen in real life. Again, this is just a fun book made for me n my friends who read way to many gang leader wattpad books.* Book #1

♡"Healing Touch"♡ by theOG_NoorHayashi

this is the story of my oc (practically me) and other oc's which are my friends on zepeto<3 I sadly quit zepeto for a while due safety reasons but will be back soon in 2-3 years. you can follow me on zepeto! my user is @noor_hayashi ⚠️ LOTS OF BAD WORDS ⚠️ I obviously not own any MHA characters they're all belong to horikoshi. I mostly did the "opinion" part about the cannon characters AND zepeto cosplayers. the oc's which are my friends are in the story named: hero in U.A= Genevieve, Zenji, Yunjin Villains= Ishii , Aoi, Koie there are some background/backstory characters that you're gonna see soon while reading the book. but yeah- AND NOT EVERYTHING IS ACCURATE TO THE OG CHARACTERS AS I MENTIONED!! lmao ShipsCanon+OcxCanon:KiriMina,KamiJirou,KatsuZen,HayaYama,SeroGen And before som1 says ANYTHING-"how can I be homofobic? my betch is GAE-"✨️(LMAO) PlsDon'tJudge I'm a fast typer n have TOO MANY typos bro SO EITHER YOUGETIT OR YOUGETIT- IFYADONTYOUJSDONT🥲 I'll also be updating any time possible too lol anyways.. I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY!!✨️🫶 📚 READ DOWN BELOW IF YOU'RE ONE OF MY ZEPETO FRIENDS OR OC THAT KNEW ME<3 BTW shout out to my friends if they're the ones also reading this.. I am so sorry for leaving for a while, I love you all very much. I left zepeto due safety reasons of my parents and I hope that's all right with you all because for a fact I'd never like to leave and you guys should know that. personal message.. ishii and aoi, I'll call you guys papa ishii and mama aoi as an inside joke due to that family video I've made which was quite funny honestly- koie my pookie bear 🥲 ILYSM PLS DONT BE UPSET CUZ IM GONE YEAH? MWAH<33 you'll be in my heart I promise you!<3 Genevieve oh Genevieve.. I wish that I could show you how much I've appreciated you, you're one of the most fun people I've known just as aoi, ishii and koie. also I'm so sorry if I accidentally misspelled ur name lol 😭🤚 Fell free to conta

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

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Everyone Needs A Hero.... Even You. A reader x Leonardo by Bit_h_

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↞ ℍʋŋteɗ ɩŋ tʜe Sŋow ➛ REWRITTEN (TMNT)

➶ [REWRITTEN Christmas Eve 2021] ➴ ❄️┊❝𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺, 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱, 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱, 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱, 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱. ❞ --- ❆ --- "So like, how do ya like your first Christmas Eve?" The human boredly asked, twirling a scratched-up hockey puck around the wooden tabletop like a dreidel. A pair of soggy leather boots soaked the hardwood floor beneath the chair he was haphazardly propped on. I slowly blinked, glancing around the otherwise empty kitchen before looking back to him. "... I'm not Eve. We know an Eve?" ❆.❆.❆**.❆* Original: Where the group decides to visit the Farmhouse one icy winter for Christmas, and two brothers venture on a walk. ---------- ❆ ---------- • WARNINGS: Violence, detailed blood/gore, hypothermia, possible death. • This is my personal favorite fic I've written! <3 • The old version is still in this and will remain untouched, but the new version was published in this book on Christmas Eve 2021!