ZE BLOG OF AWSOMENESSS
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  • Time 47m
Ongoing, First published Dec 22, 2015
Me: Hi guys! This is my first story evah!and you may also know me as Shania from Nutty The nut job's Blog and as Secchi from chubbymacqueraille's other blog. So I hope you guys enjoy it as much as how cliché this intro is and I just wanted to say
thanks sooo much guys for making my story worth your while and...

Leo : Can you please just cut to the story?!

Me: No, as I was saying...

Mikey: WHEEEEEEE *runs while holding a remote*

Me: Wait, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!

Donnie: MIKEY DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!!

Mikey: *shoves Leo to the toaster*

Toaster: *Explodes*

Nutty: *Rides a GIANT python* All Aboard!!!

Leo: AHHH HALLPPP!!

Me: -_-"

Random Japanese Chick: I WANT STICKY RICE

Me: How do you guys keep popping out like that?

Raph: I dunno don't look at me...

Me : But, I.. didn't?

Raph: oh.

Me: You know what let's just skip the intro.

Quinn: Finally..

Me : Sssshhh...

[Highest rank: #145 in Humor]
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