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ZE BLOG OF AWSOMENESSS

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Parts 23
Time 47m

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Me: Hi guys! This is my first story evah!and you may also know me as Shania from Nutty The nut job's Blog and as Secchi from chubbymacqueraille's other blog. So I hope you guys enjoy it as much as how cliché this intro is and I just wanted to say
thanks sooo much guys for making my story worth your while and...

Leo : Can you please just cut to the story?!

Me: No, as I was saying...

Mikey: WHEEEEEEE *runs while holding a remote*

Me: Wait, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!

Donnie: MIKEY DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON!!!!

Mikey: *shoves Leo to the toaster*

Toaster: *Explodes*

Nutty: *Rides a GIANT python* All Aboard!!!

Leo: AHHH HALLPPP!!

Me: -_-"

Random Japanese Chick: I WANT STICKY RICE

Me: How do you guys keep popping out like that?

Raph: I dunno don't look at me...

Me : But, I.. didn't?

Raph: oh.

Me: You know what let's just skip the intro.

Quinn: Finally..

Me : Sssshhh...

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Everyone Needs A Hero.... Even You. A reader x Leonardo by Bit_h_

*BANG* I felt a sharp intense pain in my leg. I screamed a blood curdling scream. "THEY SHOT ME IN MY LEG. MY FUCKING LEG!" I screamed to myself. You start a new job at a museum before it's attacked by the purple dragons, they find you hiding and shoot you in your leg. You meet a green mutant trying to save you and the things the purples dragons stole. You weren't stable enough on your own so Leo made a quick decision to take you back to the lair hoping Donnie could help you. Later after You're healed, you learned more about him and his family, you figure out about the Kraang and the Foot Clan. You grow fond of Leo and his family, along with there friends Casey and April and help them on missions when you can. But, you notice Leo always try's to play hero and risks his life saving everyone. You start to fear that Leo playing hero could be the death of him. Worrying of Leos problems there's somthing going on with you. Not only You keep hearing voices and seeing things but, you have to understand the emotions you feel for the blue chad turtle. Can you figure out what's going on with you? Can you help Leo? Or will it be too late? Started on Jan.3 2021 Holly crap 10 reads already?!? 20 reads?!?! And someone added to their library?!?! BRO thank you!! 40 reads and 2 story's omg. This is amazing.! Thank you so much!, 100 flipping reads?!? (School is being hectic as heck so expect new parts every weekend) 200?!? Wtffffff 300. 400?!?! You guys are insane!! 500?"?!"!?! BRUH WTFFFFF❤️❤️❤️ 32k 👁👁 bro what.

The Billionaire's Pregnant Ex Wife | ✔️ by kxshintia

(WARNING: This is my first story btw. Some parts may be cringe or toxic, but I don't feel like changing anything at the moment) I watched as he frustratingly ran his hand through his jet black hair as he let out an loud sigh. "Axarii I do not have the patience for your childishness. I can no longer trust you therefore we're getting an divorce." He stated. That just ended my mood. "What! That girl doesn't even look like me, are you fucking blind? My boobs are not even that big! Just imagine Winston and I together, that's impossible." I screeched out and grabbed onto him. I mentally cursed at myself as I felt tears threatening to escape from my hideous eyes. I'm an ugly crier. He roughly pulled his arm out of my grasp. "I want you and your things out of here by tonight and at the company to sign the papers in the morning." "You can't be serious! How can you not believe me, your own wife over some damn fake pictures?" I looked at him only to see him blankly staring at me, not responding. I roughly wiped my eyes before any tears could escape. He would not see me cry. "I'll go but you'll just have to throw away or burn the clothes that you bought for me because I don't need anything from you." I mumbled as I turned away and headed for the stairs. "I don't need a wife that claims she has love for me when all she wants is to be around other men instead of her own husband." I continued to walk up the stairs, not bothering to reply to what he said, not bothered to wipe the tears knowing that he cannot see them. **** #2 ex - March 2024 #12 dominate - September 2023 #6 funny - November 2024 #1 darkness - November 2023 #5 plottwist - November 2023 #2 exwife- November 2024

Unexpectedly Yours by MyInvisibleButterfly

An OhmNanon Short Story I've been frenemies with Ohm since childhood, constantly pushing each other's buttons. When we end up living together for two weeks, our chaotic relationship starts to blur the line between love and hate. With playful pranks, unexpected confessions, and heartfelt moments, will we pass the ultimate vibe check and find love? **Disclaimer:** Please be aware that there are malicious websites mirroring Wattpad content. These sites may contain viruses and harmful links that could compromise your device's security. To ensure a safe reading experience, please read the story exclusively on Wattpad. Stay safe and enjoy the journey!

Company's At War ~* COMPLETED*~ by Krisense

{ Tmnt 2003 version } Published: July 26, 2018 This story takes place in new york city where there are two company's that have been against each other since they first started as soon a deadly virus started to kill only mutants that there are three stages to the viruses that are 1. Feeling extremely tired all the time 2. Coughing blood 3. In a coma with blood still coming out First, there is the Hamato company that is run by the first son of Splinter Hamato the CEO of the company was Leonardo Hamato and his little brother Michelangelo Hamato as his assistant since his little brother was pretty good at helping Leonardo. Then there is the Oroku Company that is run by Oroku Saki bit has it look like his second son as Donatello Oroku is the CEO as his older brother Raphael Oroku is the second in command. But as the Oroku Saki company was getting threatened Saki asked Raphael to pretend to join the Hamato company as he would at first have a hard time people accepting him in. Leonardo tries to not shoe any I treat till they started talking about the gay men as it went to another subject of finding out that Leonardo liked only other men. So Raphael used that to blackmail Leonardo do what he wanted a sense Leonardo's father Splinter people probably take it bad. What will happen to Leonardo? Will Splinter find out? And is Raphael going to get Hamato shut down their company so the Oroku company can succeed? Find out in ' company's at war ' Narrator job: you can comment in my books but Turtlelover1987 is already my only narrator so please no narrating other than her. Thank you and please enjoy 😄😄😄😄

the hunt - 2 - [rottmnt Donnie - COMPLETED] by trufflemacandcheese

April O'Neil: So, you wrote a book... Me: A long-ass book. April: A long-ass book! How did it come about? Me: Well, actually, I was just looking for a xreader story with an adult Donnie, where the female character is strong and independent, doesn't need to be rescued all the time, and isn't a giggling schoolgirl. April: And you didn't find anything? Me: Don't get me wrong, April! There are so incredibly great fanfics and xreader stories out there, and I ate them all up! But I needed a new kick and I wanted something epic, dramatic that involved the mystical powers of the turtles and their further developments. April: And then you started writing yourself? Me: The story came about on its own. In my head. And at some point I just had to write it down, otherwise I would have exploded. With the writing, it didn't become a typical xreader story with the "y/n" in it, because that had irritated me. I know that the "y/n" comes out of an inclusive thought, and I think that's good and right. Unfortunately it blocked me, the heroine in my story was too complex and too concrete, and so I gave it up, even if it was no longer a real xreader story. April: And now you're writing a second book? Me: Exactly. The sequel. I'm on it. April: Do you want to give us a little teaser? Me: Well, there's still Leo and his complicated relationship with my heroine. And in the sequel, he finds out that he actually likes rabbits, too. April: Yeeeah? Me: No, no - I don't want to give too much away! April: Am I also on board again? Me: Oh yeah. *smirks* April: Come on, truffle! Don't be so reserved! Me: You kiss her. April: WHAT?! .... This is the sequel - you find the first book on my site. Have fun ^^

CLOSED! ╰┈➤ 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗠𝗡𝗧 / 𝗧𝗠𝗡𝗧 𝗫 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 ✧˚ · . by scyllasorrow

REQUESTS: [ FINISHED !! ] SLOW UPDATES! Hi!! This is my first story so don't expect high expectations on my writing :') What I will write: - Fluff - GN / Male readers - Headcannons - Angst ( sometimes ) What I won't write about: - Smut / Lime / Lemon - OC's - Canon character x Canon character Characters I can write about: - Leonardo - Raphael - Michealangelo - Donatello - ( I can write other characters if requested! ) Please enjoy! :D ( Also if my classmates see's this, Uh no you dont- )

Perfect Fate ✔ by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Cliché, Touché and Douche by FadedSmoke

{Completed - #12 highest} I was walking on a path all alone at midnight. I was just wondering around, until I saw a guy in a hoodie. He was beating the pulp out of another guy and one more man was on the ground, he was not moving. I gasped. 'Is he dead?' Or he can be unconscious, yeah 'el' he is just unconscious not dead. Duh! Who would kill a guy? As I was proceeding with my thoughts, that hoodie guy turned his face towards me. My heart had a mini heart attack. I turned my heels to the opposite direction and started to run. 'Run Ella, run for your life' was what my mind was screaming to me. I took turns without thinking, that guy was now following me and guess what? I took a wrong turn and which ended up being a dead end ' You are so dead' I thought. So, I started to think what I said last time to the people I love. 'Good night mom, love you.' to my mom, 'Stop annoying me! I'm going to bed.' to dad which also mean I love you, 'See you later Lu, love you!' to Luana. Okay my good bye says I love them all. Now I can die in peace. Granddad I'll meet you soon in the heaven, if you are there. I was still in my deep thoughts until I saw his silhouette. As, he get closer, my heart begin to race faster. I closed my eyes, until I heard him say "Ella?" O to the M to the G, this person actually knows me. I opened my one eye and saw him due to the small light hanging in that ally "Errrrr'ick!" I squeaked and mentally face palmed myself. Even at this state I'm calling him Errr'ick. "I'm sorry your highness, what can I do for you?" I squeaked again while trembling. The next second I heard his fits of laughter. He was rolling on the floor, actually rofling. I was glaring at him but I realised that I'm not in a position to glare. So, I made puppy dog face for him to spare my little life. He stopped but after seeing my face, he started to laugh again. He tried to say between his guffaws "You..... your face .....was epiccc!" He started to gasp for air and had tears in his eyes.

the curse - 1 - [rottmnt Donnie - COMPLETED] by trufflemacandcheese

"She could have died today for me, and I didn't even know her name." ------------------------- Imagine that there are no limits for you. No yesterday and no tomorrow. Imagine that your entire existence, your life, your thoughts were focused on only one goal: To be free. A life in captivity was replaced by a life on the run. Restlessness and distrust are the only companions. Madness lurks in the dreams - night after night - a destroyed landscape, a blood-red sky, accompanied by three words full of hate and craving: "On your knees!" But an encounter changes everything - a blue Katana and a purple Bo are stopping the endless escape. A flame is kindled in those who love each other. And Donnie asks himself one question: "Will this fire warm me or burn me?" ------------------------- First part of a sequel! Watch out, dear reader. It's getting long, dark and epic - but I will do everything to bring also some light into this story. The turtles are aged up! Minors, stay away! There will be many intense emotions, conflicts and concrete descriptions of battle scenes, fluff and smut (and movie spoilers) But maybe also a happy ending if we stick together until the end. Are you with me? ------- Awards: #1 donniexreader #1 donnie #1 rottmnt #1 leonardo #1 risedonnie #1 rise #1 donniexoc #1 raph #1 disastertwins #1 donatello #1 leo #1 tmntlovestory ------------------------- Cover by @knightish-knight on Tumblr <3 rottmnt belongs to nickelodeon and OC belongs to me Edit: the woman in this story is described concretely. if you have trouble with that, this book is probably not for you.

Rottmnt Leo x reader by SnappyCat1

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BANG I felt a sharp intense pain in my leg. I screamed a blood curdling scream. "THEY SHOT ME IN MY LEG. MY FUCKING LEG!" I screamed to myself. You start a new job at a museum before it's attacked by the purple dragons, they find you hiding and shoot you in your leg. You meet a green mutant trying to save you and the things the purples dragons stole. You weren't stable enough on your own so Leo made a quick decision to take you back to the lair hoping Donnie could help you. Later after You're healed, you learned more about him and his family, you figure out about the Kraang and the Foot Clan. You grow fond of Leo and his family, along with there friends Casey and April and help them on missions when you can. But, you notice Leo always try's to play hero and risks his life saving everyone. You start to fear that Leo playing hero could be the death of him. Worrying of Leos problems there's somthing going on with you. Not only You keep hearing voices and seeing things but, you have to understand the emotions you feel for the blue chad turtle. Can you figure out what's going on with you? Can you help Leo? Or will it be too late? Started on Jan.3 2021 Holly crap 10 reads already?!? 20 reads?!?! And someone added to their library?!?! BRO thank you!! 40 reads and 2 story's omg. This is amazing.! Thank you so much!, 100 flipping reads?!? (School is being hectic as heck so expect new parts every weekend) 200?!? Wtffffff 300. 400?!?! You guys are insane!! 500?"?!"!?! BRUH WTFFFFF❤️❤️❤️ 32k 👁👁 bro what.