The Secret Riddle: a pet peeve parody
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Got some writing pet peeves? Well then DO NOT read this story! It's stuffed with the worst fanfic blunders, stereotypes, grammar gaffes, and so much horror that you might have a writing nightmare! On the other hand, it will also give you a big laugh, so go on, take the plunge! READ THIS STORY!
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