If God was like Humans
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Last published Thu, Jan 5, 2017
This is a collection of short stories or tales about what a God would be like if he wasn't like conventional beliefs. This is purely fictional and not meant to be offensive or insulting. It is simply a comedy exploring what God would be if he had the power without being pure. Part four, "what god bought on ebay" is an inspired parody of Weird Al and Backstreet Boys. Lyrics were created to be sung to "I Want it That Way" by Backstreet Boys.
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