The Stubborn Poop Nuggets
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Last published Wed, Dec 23, 2015
A long time ago in a bathroom far far away... Holly had major poop pains. She pushed and pushed, but nothing came out. So she had to tell her husband Bradly that she wont be out for a while. She sent it. BUT, she realized that she sent it to BAND, not Brad. IMMEDIATLY after, our hero started to get textes like 'Im dieing on the floor' and (my personal favoroite) 'What is happening here??!!.'
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