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Say what?

xbeautifulcalamityx

Membaca 969
Vote 32
Bab 16
Durasi 31m

Membaca 969
Vote 32
Bab 16
Durasi 31m

xbeautifulcalamityx

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awkward dadjokes family humor momjokes multimedia random sarcasm sassy tomboy weird

She is weird and lazy beyond scientific reason, never backs out of a dare, comes up with the most weirdest things to say. She is bonkers over gummy bears and also makes it her mission to hunt for cookies and cream ice cream and oreos like a deranged hulkette at 2 in the morning.

Ooh and she procrastinates...a lot. 



Don't forget to COTE!

P.A.C.E  
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[NOTE: Contains a lot of swearing. 
               Appropriate ONLY for 13+ 
               This is not even a "book"... XD
               Most of these have happened while some of these come from my "stupendous" imagination.]

Do read at your own risk, thank you.
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Ask Alice And The Creepypastas (Complete no more questions)

^-^ Yep, I have decided to make one of these! They look like so much fun that I had to go through with it! I would so love to see what kind of crazy questions my readers have! Also. . .>.< Please keep the questions short, but you may ask as many as you want! No limits! :3 I will take questions of all kind! I'm a yaoi fan, so expect yaoi every now and again! You may ask questions about that, and if you'd like to see specific pairings then by golly suggest them! Note, that I don't know very many Creepypastas, so if I don't get their personalities right or something, then yeah! I'm sorry! Any hateful questions will be ignored and deleted! Oh and you can make dares to. So enjoy! ^-^