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She is weird and lazy beyond scientific reason, never backs out of a dare, comes up with the most weirdest things to say. She is bonkers over gummy bears and also makes it her mission to hunt for cookies and cream ice cream and oreos like a deranged hulkette at 2 in the morning.
Ooh and she procrastinates...a lot.
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[NOTE: Contains a lot of swearing.
Appropriate ONLY for 13+
This is not even a "book"... XD
Most of these have happened while some of these come from my "stupendous" imagination.]
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