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Say what?

xbeautifulcalamityx

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Reads 981
Votes 32
Parts 16
Time 31m

xbeautifulcalamityx

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She is weird and lazy beyond scientific reason, never backs out of a dare, comes up with the most weirdest things to say. She is bonkers over gummy bears and also makes it her mission to hunt for cookies and cream ice cream and oreos like a deranged hulkette at 2 in the morning.

Ooh and she procrastinates...a lot. 



Don't forget to COTE!

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[NOTE: Contains a lot of swearing. 
               Appropriate ONLY for 13+ 
               This is not even a "book"... XD
               Most of these have happened while some of these come from my "stupendous" imagination.]

Do read at your own risk, thank you.
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ʜɪs ᴍɪsᴛʀᴇss. by taeisjeons

sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀʏ: ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ ɪs ᴀ ᴄᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴊᴇᴏɴ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀᴇᴇ. ʜᴇ ɪs ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ғᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴀɢᴇ ʜɪs ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴍᴀʀʀᴀɪᴇᴅ. ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴇᴘʟʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ʜɪɢʜsᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ. ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀs ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴀ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ,ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇᴅ ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ sᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ 1ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʜɪs ʙᴏʏғʀɪɴᴇᴅ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴘɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪs ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴀʟ ᴍᴏsᴛ 10ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪғ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ. ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ 1ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴀɢᴏ.ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ʜɪs ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ғᴏʀ ᴊᴏʙ. ɴᴏᴡ? ɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ɴᴇxᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ғɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴ sᴛᴏʀʏ. . . . . ᴛᴏᴘ ᴋᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴛᴀᴇ ᴋᴏᴏᴋxᴛᴀᴇ sɪᴅᴇ sʜɪᴘ: ʏᴏᴏɴᴍɪɴ (ᴛᴏᴘ ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪxʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴊɪᴍɪɴ) ɴᴀᴍᴊɪɴ (ᴛᴏᴘ ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴxʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴊɪɴ) ʜᴏʙɪxʏ/ɴ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛ. sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ sᴛᴏʀʏ. Ranked: #2nd on femboytae #3rd on hobi Started : 08/12/2024 Ended : 22/06/2025

Only Time Will Tell by HoesloveBangtan

"I may be cheesy, and I may be cocky, but baby please, all I wanna be is your sweet yellow boned Papi." He cried out. Ever since I met him, I have been doing bad things. But I always feel so alive, I feel like a new person. Why can't I just live my life like a regular 16 year old. Neariah is a girl that likes books and video games. When she meets Jensen, her life changes and her true self is revealed. She gets in all kinds of trouble because of him. But he's not forcing anything on her, she's just being a dare devil. How will this all plan out when you're only 16 and there's so little you can do, especially when you have a strict mom. #4 in laziness

His Princess | #Wattys2016 by xXGabriellaRoseXx

We stared at each other for a while, neither wanting to give in to the other. His cold blue eyes stared deep into my soul, as my brown ones stared into his. Although I don't know the owner to these gorgeous blue eyes, I feel as if I've met him before. It must have been in another life cause I'd definitely remember him. __________________________________ "C'mon baby doll, you wouldn't make anything that could possibly kill me, right?" He shakily asks me. "Of course not..." I tell him, letting my sarcastic side show. "But Ave, if you kill me, who else are you going to cuddle with at night?" He teases. "Okay, that was one time!! And I was extremely dunk, so I don't even remember what happened that night, and I don't ever want to know." I yell, trying to reason with him. He walks close, only a few centimeters away from my face, our breaths mixing. "You wouldn't miss me?" He asks with a whisper. Feeling daring, I peck his lips. "Of course I would dumby. And I'm not going to kill you. Why would I do that? I am simply going to make you a smoothie, and you are going to pretend it's the worst thing ever. Got it?" I tell him, feeling like an evil mastermind with the plan. He has a stupid grin on his face, and kisses me. • • • THIS BOOK IS CRUSTY AS HELL. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE SECOND ONE IS BETTER IN MY OPINION SO READ THIS IF YA WANT. Ranked #4 in "sappy" out of 1400+ books 3/18/19

Omnipotence by cryptic_unicorn

"Oh bite me, you sociopath." She seethed. "Do you honestly think you are all that and a bag of chips!?" She leaned on her left leg and placed her hand on her hip. In this dim lighting her dark eyes seem even darker, almost black. I cannot see much but her silhouette stands out, I do not understand why is it that I notice this. "Do you not think that you are being absurd?" As the words left my mouth I knew it was a mistake. I heard her huff and stand straight, she stepped closer. I can see her better now, low light highlighted her plump lips, her noticeable jaw and cheek bone. Her long lashes that drew the attention to her big brown eye. For a moment she did not speak but sighed, as if she had given up. "There is no cure for a fool." And with that she left the room, leaving me completely awestruck. I understood nothing of the encounter we had just had nor did I care, all I wanted was more. I needed more of Ms Veronica Ives. _-_-_-_ Born in a family of wealth, Lylith Winters. Leaves home after hearing the truth of her mother's death, she changes everything about herself. With the help of her best friend Riley Bowman, she develops her new identity. It is unfortunate that both her past and present lives have now met, Veronica must now choose. Will she go back to how life was or will she move forward with who she is now.

Trying Not To Love (COMPLETED) by Books_and_nerds

I stepped forward and asked, "Where do you want me?" It took me a second to realize what I just said. Shit! I placed a hand on my crimson face and muttered, "Get your head out of the gutter! You know what I meant." He laughed, his voice sounded hoarse and deep even when he's laughing. I peeked at him from the gap I made between my fingers. He was close. So close. He grabbed my hand and took me to the bed. Damn! It did sound sexy. His shirt was loose. Too large for me, and it hung on me like a cloth hung on a hanger. He sat on the bed, criss crossed and pulled me to him. ♡♡♡♡♡ The thing about love is... its unpredictable. Even when you don't want love, it just happens. Cassandra is your typical anti-social tomboy where Easton is your black leather jacket high school bad boy. Cassandra and her siblings arrive at Brinkley mansion hoping the year to get by quickly so they can be back with their dad. But then they meet Easton who has a different plan for them. The to-be sole heir of Brinkley Inc., rude, party lover, filled with nothing but rage for the invaders in his house, becomes determined to bring the truth out to world about his father by making the lives of Cassandra and her siblings living hell. Cassandra is not supposed to fall in love with someone like Easton who not only doesn't want her here but also isn't even available. Join these two teens in their journey to find what's right kind of love, or is there even a righteousness to love? ☆ Copyright 2020 @Books_and_nerds (DestinyK.) ADDED TO THE "LOVE, ACTUALLY" READING LIST BY YOUNG ADULT ON WATTPAD! _________ ☆ I DO NOT OWN THE BOOK IMAGE OR ANY OF THE PICTURES IN THIS BOOK. -THANK YOU ☆ I DID MAKE THE BOOK COVER MYSELF (THANKS TO CANVA) ☆ DO NOT copy my hard work. The rules just became more strict and WATTPAD polices are very clear about it.

My Book For All Kinds Of Things. by logencecea

Just my book for everything WARNING: PREPARE FOR TRIGGERED RANTS Also this book is all types of trash there are many spelling and grammar issues. I might edit sometime later. BUT STILL READ IT ? I don't want y'all thinking that since I said this book is trash I don't want anyone reading, (although is does contradict it) but still read! ? I accept constructive criticism and grammar/spelling corrections but please put it nicely AND I would really like someone to help me with this bio because just my book for everything is just not cutting it lol. _____________________________ #657th in Humor

Victim of Love by Kitty_19

"Hey, Dan?" "Yes, Mark?" "Did you know that I'm lacking a vitamin?" "Really? Shouldn't we get that checked? Also, which one?" "I'm lacking Vitamin U." "And here I thought it was something serious." "It is serious! I need to recharge, so come into my loving arms!" "I'd rather go into the loving arms of a cannibalistic grizzly bear." "You wound me, Danny." "And I hope it kills you." "Seriously, kid, you're really mean. Why can't you just accept my love?" "Why can't you just accept that I hate you?" Mark chuckles and ruffles my hair. "You're just too cute, Danny." I roll my eyes, biting back a smile. Mark isn't actually a half-bad person. Maybe I should be nicer... "I love how small you are! Just like a tiny little baby!" He exclaims, grinning and pinches my cheeks. Okay, I take that back.

Forlot: The Mom Who Lives Next Door - Book Twelve by Forlot_Forever

It may be a small town. But it has its many secrets. ----------------------------- I sat down at the table and drummed my fingers on top of it, waiting for my food. Dad flipped two big pancakes into a plate and placed them in front of me. "Your favorite syrup is on the table," Dad informed. "And before I forget, could you take your sister to that antique shop that just opened up? They sell dolls there, and well...I accidentally broke one of Amy's dolls." I picked up the bottle of syrup and poured some syrup on my pancakes. "Nice one, Dad." After I had finished eating breakfast, Kira asked if she could tag along. I quickly denied, telling her that I was a big boy, and scooped up Amy. We headed out and downtown. That is where most of the shops are. We reached the new antique store, and I happened to peer through the window and saw... "...Mom?" ----------------------------- If you like adventure, mystery, humor, or cliffhangers, then this is the book for you! Cover: Recolor Copyright by Ash J. All Rights Reserved

Black & White by ali_cher

A story, in which a typical teenage girl falls for the school's bad boy. Except, she's not that typical and he's not that much of a bad boy. *** "If I told you that I care about you, more than anyone in your life does, would you believe me?" He asked me, his jaw clenched. I could tell he was furious. Yet somehow, I wasn't scared of him. "No" I shook my head bravely. "If I told you,'' He tried again, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath before continuing.''That you make me so fucking mad, I want to punch a fucking wall. What would you say?" He had me trapped now, my back painfully colliding with the wall behind me. I gasped at the impact, looking up into his icy grey eyes. They were cold, emotionless. As always. "Do it!" I dared him with the last ounce of courage I had left in me. The sound of his fist smashing through the wall right next to my head, made my ears ring for a brief moment. I opened my mouth to speak again, shaking slightly, only for him to pull away and leave me standing there alone. ____ !!Warning!! This story contains strong language, mature scenes, alcohol and drug consumption, and sensitive topics like - eating disorders, bullying, mental health, etc. ___ HIGHEST RANKINGS: 1st in #ed, 1st in #badboysgirl, 8th in #victim, 9th in #rehabilitation, 13th in #youngadult

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ʜɪs ᴍɪsᴛʀᴇss.

sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀʏ: ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ ɪs ᴀ ᴄᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴊᴇᴏɴ ɪɴᴅᴜsᴛʀᴇᴇ. ʜᴇ ɪs ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ғᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴀɢᴇ ʜɪs ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴍᴀʀʀᴀɪᴇᴅ. ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɪɴ ᴅᴇᴇᴘʟʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ʜɪɢʜsᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴᴅ. ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀs ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴀ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ,ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇᴅ ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ sᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ 1ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʜɪs ʙᴏʏғʀɪɴᴇᴅ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴘɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪs ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴀʟ ᴍᴏsᴛ 10ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪғ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ. ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ 1ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴀɢᴏ.ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ʜɪs ʙᴏʏғʀɪᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ғᴏʀ ᴊᴏʙ. ɴᴏᴡ? ɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ɴᴇxᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ғɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴ sᴛᴏʀʏ. . . . . ᴛᴏᴘ ᴋᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴛᴀᴇ ᴋᴏᴏᴋxᴛᴀᴇ sɪᴅᴇ sʜɪᴘ: ʏᴏᴏɴᴍɪɴ (ᴛᴏᴘ ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪxʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴊɪᴍɪɴ) ɴᴀᴍᴊɪɴ (ᴛᴏᴘ ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴxʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴊɪɴ) ʜᴏʙɪxʏ/ɴ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴘᴀʀᴛ. sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ sᴛᴏʀʏ. Ranked: #2nd on femboytae #3rd on hobi Started : 08/12/2024 Ended : 22/06/2025