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Dead As A Doorknob

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Reads 38
Votes 13
Parts 5
Time <5 mins

unic0rn_fand0ms

brooklyn dean dysfunctional jill realisticfiction

**NOT A SPN fanfic**
Dean's windowsill bloomed with violets, although his mind was as dead as a doorknob. He lived in a bland apartment with his cat and his wife, Jill. The problem was, he didn't have an outlet to take his mind off of nothingness, therefore he repeatedly killed his mind in the way you would kill a webpage after a glitch- so, he takes up a rather dangerous hobby.All Rights Reserved

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My Ex - Crush by thefadedwhite

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My Ex - Crush cover

After Breaking Off the Engagement, a Cold Military Officer Spoils Me Endlessly cover

THE KHAN FAMILY cover

Fauji papa cover

A missing piece... The other half - A Mafia Brothers Story cover

The Strongest Sorcerer of Tomorrow (Megumi x Arknights) cover

Life's TREASURE 🌼🍁🌼 cover

Forgive, Forget, Forever cover

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My Ex - Crush

"I wish I had never met you!" Deepika's voice echoed across the classroom, each word a dagger to my heart. "Excellent! At least we finally agree on something!" I fired back, even as a tear betrayed the storm of emotions within me. With those final, stinging words, Deepika stormed out, leaving a heavy silence in her wake. The classroom felt like a graveyard, and I stood there, rooted to the spot, desperately wishing I could chase after her and demand the truth. Maybe letting her go was the right choice. Perhaps this is meant to be my unfinished love story, a tale of what-ifs and almosts... ✨ No Deepika. This can't be his bike. Not Arjun's. But I couldn't deny what I saw-the familiar brown Royal Enfield, now twisted and crushed. My heart hammered as I circled around, hoping, praying it wasn't true, until my gaze landed on the number plate: TN56 0809. Arjun's bike. Deepika! Stop imagining things! Arjun would be fine! I felt the world shift, the noise around me blurring into a single, deafening hum. Ambulance and police sirens echoed, and a stranger's voice broke through: "Two boys. Spot dead. College students." I clutched my chest, gasping for air as reality slammed into me. "Arjun..." I whispered, barely holding myself together. Tears stung my face as I sank beside the wreck. "No, Please, No!" My voice cracked as the weight of regret settled in, suffocating me. ✨ Ex-Crush: More than just a crush, but a little less than love. ✨ Arjun and Deepika were hopelessly in love-only they never realized it. Will they find their way to each other, or will their love story remain forever unfinished? ✨ Join Arjun and Deepika on a journey back to those dreamy college days-days where every moment felt eternal, love was unspoken yet ever present, where friendship bloomed like wildflowers, offering a sanctuary from the harsh winds of reality. Come, wander with them through the corridors of college days, where the echoes of laughter still linger.