Kidnapped by a vampire again... This is getting old....
Lollmfao
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  • Reads 86,211
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  • Parts 30
  • Time 2h 19m
Lollmfao
Ongoing, First published Jun 22, 2012
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THE FUNNIEST story YOU WILL EVER READ!!!1 I DARE YOU TO READ THIS AND NOT LAUGH CUZ ITS LIKE IMPOSSIBLE!!!! WHETHER YOU LIKE MYTHICAL STORIES OR NOT IF YOUR IN TO HUMOR THE THIS IS YOUR PLACE TO BE!

Summer isn't an ordinary girl her rare vilote color eyes make her stick out and shehas a secret gift that she dosent realize until sexy dude walks into her life. She also isn't appreciated at all at home, and the one place she was appreciated which was school is now over and summer is starting and her boyfriend just broke up with her. will her rash actions get her in trouble or open a world of amazing dark mysteriousness?
  Now she is in a car with a sexy strranger. Will her life get better or just get more jacked up as she is taken beyond her own world and into a whole different world with her getting passed from one creature to the next her life is as crazy as can be, but when unbelievable secrets about her past unfold along the way this is going to be one hell of a ride! SO JOIN HTHIS TWISTED TALE OF THE CRAZY WORLD OF HUMOR AND MYTH!
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SWEET REVENGE

35 parts Complete Mature

The exact words he threw at my face still haunts my dreams every single night and I think I'm starting to believe him. "Wish I've never met you I was so young and stupid, no wonder no one wanted to be with you, you are just holding me down and I honestly just got bored, needed a new chapter in my life that was the main reason I did what I had to do to keep myself happy. I just don't want to lie to myself anymore. I can't do this. I need to be free for once in my life. I'm so relieved that I don't have to marry you anymore, it's like a dead weight lifted from my shoulders. JUST LEAVE! GET OUT NOW! '' I just didn't know what to do that day I way so shocked, one minute we were one big happy family and the next he throws everything we build up as a family. I should had been warned by his actions the last month that we spend together. He knew that he was my first for everything and that gave him a push on his ego. Always bragged about being my first and claiming power over the situation. I was blinded by all of his charms and I see that now, I'm so sorry I did not listen Laura, you were just trying to protect me , that's what best friends are for but I chose him and I am truly sorry. I promise I will get a way to show him that I am not just a waste of space and I am going to do it all just for me and my baby girl. **WARNING** Sexual language and mature content Read at own risk ;) https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Monicanaude

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