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Kidnapped by a vampire again... This is getting old....

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Parts 30
Time 2h 19m

THE FUNNIEST story YOU WILL EVER READ!!!1 I DARE YOU TO READ THIS AND NOT LAUGH CUZ ITS LIKE IMPOSSIBLE!!!! WHETHER YOU LIKE MYTHICAL STORIES OR NOT IF YOUR IN TO HUMOR THE THIS IS YOUR PLACE TO BE!

Summer isn't an ordinary girl her rare vilote color eyes make her stick out and shehas a secret gift that she dosent realize until sexy dude walks into her life. She also isn't appreciated at all at home, and the one place she was appreciated which was school is now over and summer is starting and her boyfriend just broke up with her. will her rash actions get her in trouble or open a world of amazing dark mysteriousness?
  Now she is in a car with a sexy strranger. Will her life get better or just get more jacked up as she is taken beyond her own world and into a whole different world with her getting passed from one creature to the next her life is as crazy as can be, but when unbelievable secrets about her past unfold along the way this is going to be one hell of a ride! SO JOIN HTHIS TWISTED TALE OF THE CRAZY WORLD OF HUMOR AND MYTH!All Rights Reserved

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Just Go With It

Megan attends college at Clemson University and she has a boyfriend, Christian, that she has been with since high school. She has the great best friend, nice apartment and car and she's a year away from her degree, but something just feels missing. Megan doesn't hate her life by any means... She's just gotten sort of bored with it, always feeling like there's something else she needs... Until she meets... Noah. She never expected to meet someone like him much less feel the sparks that ignite as soon as they meet eyes.... Can she just ignore feelings like that? Feelings she never felt before, not even from her own boyfriend. Noah won't be able to resist though, he has to do something about it... about her. Will she give in to the feelings taking over her? ---------- Excerpt: "Oh, you've been picturing me naked have you?" She asked sort of becoming amused now. Shit do I sound like a pervert? "No that's not what I mean...I just..." I tried to laugh it off hoping she wouldn't think I was a douche. She glanced inside through the sliding doors to see what looked like the girl she was dancing with earlier looking for her. When she turned back to look at me she had a look in her eyes that while I didn't know what it meant was still incredibly sexy. "Damn that's too bad... because I have been thinking about you naked since I ran into you this morning." She said confidently standing up and walking past me towards the house but not before brushing her hand across my leg. I watched her in awe as she walked back inside swinging her hips making my eyes go straight towards her ass. I sat there for a few minutes confused but extremely turned on... I couldn't lie I was definitely picturing her naked now.