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Pick-Up Lines that you probably SHOULDN'T use!

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Really want to turn a girl/guy off? Seriously want to embarrass your self in front of your family and friends? Well look no further because I have the pick-up (Or down) lines for YOU! 



I do not own any of the rights to  these lines, I found them whilst on stumbleupon, so if you get kicked in that 'area' because you used one of these don't come threatening to sue me. 
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