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Pick-Up Lines that you probably SHOULDN'T use!

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Really want to turn a girl/guy off? Seriously want to embarrass your self in front of your family and friends? Well look no further because I have the pick-up (Or down) lines for YOU! 



I do not own any of the rights to  these lines, I found them whilst on stumbleupon, so if you get kicked in that 'area' because you used one of these don't come threatening to sue me. 
PEACE OUT!All Rights Reserved

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Ria by leilablue

Why he doesn't like me I don't know, I was popular, beautiful. fun to be around and he was just some boring nerd, but a very hot nerd. I have taken this challenge as my help and service to the community to turn hot,nerdy harry to fun harry even though it was only to make him like me But you still drive like a sissy" "Like you could drive faster" "I sure can" "Are you challenging me" "What if I am" "Then you are dumber than you look" "You just can't beat me" "Now you are on, although I don't race ladies, but to you I would give an exception " "Thanks olmighty harry, you just signed your death warrant" "As if" Honoria Audrey Davies, was a very beautiful brunette and she knew it, tossed in a new school at the beginning of her last year in high school, she decide to become the most popular girl in the school, before the end of the year, that was till ever obnoxious harry came in"

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Lonely lovers (Antisepticeye x Reader) by Sean_Graham

She was always alone.... she never had friends she barely knew what it was like to love someone.... she was perfect.... but so broken.... lost.... À̴̱͝L̜̳ͮ̉O̴̰̝̞̽̄͊͟ͅÑ͖̖̲̐̒͗E̷͔̎͠͠͝ͅ she never deserved to be neglected, and yet she was. Before her all i wanted was the control over what was rightfully mine... now its more complicated, i want my own... my own body so i can forever hold her... and cherish her.... but our kinds aren't meant to be... we could be killed if anyone found out. The risks could be taken if the love is worth waitin. She is perfect... and i want her all to myself.... and it angers me every time i see them with her, they dont belong with her, i do.... and i will prove that too her.... or I'll just force her to see my way... (This is an Anti x Reader, yes this is why i gave up on my other one... but don't expect me not to give up on this one lol anyways enjoy! Warning there is explicit content in this, sexual content, murder, suicide, cursing, racism, and other triggering topics will be mentioned in this story so please read on your own terms <3 love y'all)

Reader X crush One Shots by xox-catastrophe

To be honest I have nothing to say here, just go ahead and read these they're good (sike, some are bad;)) happy reading! I'll be updating late from now on, happy reading again! I DONT WRITE LEMONS OR SPECIFIC READERS LIKE AGE AND NAME! So please stop requesting those two. Thank you :) I'm not accepting requests for now. Sorry and have a wonderful day/night :)

Bloomed For You by HeartieBiana21

Tonight I'm on a mission. Step one: scream like I was auditioning for a horror movie. Step two: fake a nightmare so convincingly that Christian would have no choice but to comfort me. Step three: seduce him into handling my... situation. Genius, right? Don't look at me like that, I'm just a girl who's in need of a man's touch and some little magic down there. It's not hard when it's your best friend you are planning to s3duce right?

Unlike You by imadivergentfangirl

"You and I aren't so different you know," he points out, putting a cigarette between his lips and lighting it. "Yeah? How so?" I ask. "We both did something we regret, put in juvie for it, put in this dumb ass rehabilitation support group, and are on their way to hell," he starts. "But you know the greatest of them all?" "What?" "We got one way tickets, baby," he smiles, blowing his cigarette smoke in my face. ~*~ Copyright 2017 by imadivergentfangirl All rights reserved. This book or any portion may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

Under The Desk ~ 𝑫𝒏𝒇 by KayKay000915

[18+] [𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕: 18,585] ~DreamSMP Smut/NSFW 1 out of 3~ UNFINISHED 𝘖𝘙𝘐𝘎𝘐𝘕𝘈𝘓 𝘞𝘖𝘙𝘒 𝘖𝘕 𝘈𝘙𝘊𝘏𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘖𝘞𝘕 (𝘈𝘰3) PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS IS A JOKE!!! THIS WAS A REQUEST!!!!!!!! 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘍𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘢 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴, 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨-𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩. 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥... OR; 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦

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Ria

Why he doesn't like me I don't know, I was popular, beautiful. fun to be around and he was just some boring nerd, but a very hot nerd. I have taken this challenge as my help and service to the community to turn hot,nerdy harry to fun harry even though it was only to make him like me But you still drive like a sissy" "Like you could drive faster" "I sure can" "Are you challenging me" "What if I am" "Then you are dumber than you look" "You just can't beat me" "Now you are on, although I don't race ladies, but to you I would give an exception " "Thanks olmighty harry, you just signed your death warrant" "As if" Honoria Audrey Davies, was a very beautiful brunette and she knew it, tossed in a new school at the beginning of her last year in high school, she decide to become the most popular girl in the school, before the end of the year, that was till ever obnoxious harry came in"