Roast Book 101

Roast Book 101

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Complete Sat, Jun 1, 201915m

back burns come comebacks funny

full of trashy insults and witty comebacks i see or think of at 4 am when i cant sleep.

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𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇{mlm}

𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑢𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔? Right.

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