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full of trashy insults and witty comebacks i see or think of at 4 am when i cant sleep.
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A Book On Random Stuff
So this book is probably about Random Things including Jokes, Recipies, Tips, Nail Art ETC. If u have any mean comments PLEASE keep it to yourself . Feel free to follow me I follow backKumpleto
𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒 | 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐈𝐈
𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮 𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘥, 𝘪 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘭𝘥 © 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟦， 𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑 𝖠𝗅𝗅 𝖱𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝖱𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾𝖽 .Kumpleto
♡ 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 ♡
𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 - 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥. 𝘑𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦- 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘧? 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 - 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺.
Once Upon a Bathroom Stall
❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsxKumpleto
Fake Number
"Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks!" "Um.. hello? I'm sorry but I don't work in Starbucks" "Oh shit, did I type the number in wrong?" ...Kumpleto
Markiplier Imagines / One-Shots ((fin))
hey kid..... u want some......... markiplier imagines............. WARNING: i am various accumulations of trash and thus have many AU's and also multi-parts and such ((these are permanently DONE))Kumpleto
Porn Tech Support (Wattys 2019)
❝Hi, welcome to our porn site tech support, how may I help you?❞ In which a crazy girl calls a porn tech support because she was logged out of her account.Kumpleto
𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐇{mlm}
𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑢𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔? Right.Kumpleto
My Unexpected Husband
A simple college girl got trapped with her college bully for life time. How she will get over from it? Will she able to change the boy or she have to suffer till death?? Join us in a rollercoaster ride of their struggling love story. Warnings Included:- •Bullying , •Mature Content 18+ •Marital Rape •Use of Harsh Words & LanguageKumpleto
From Nerd To Badass
I was your typical nerd. The one that always got bullied and hurt. Until Now. Two Years later, I am back and I am better. This time i am not the little nerd. I am badass.Kumpleto
So this book is probably about Random Things including Jokes, Recipies, Tips, Nail Art ETC. If u have any mean comments PLEASE keep it to yourself . Feel free to follow me I follow back
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