If you asked people who Clarice Faye was, there was a slim chance you would hear the same description twice. Ask her parents, they would say she was the perfect daughter. Boyfriend? She didn't have one, which of course only encouraged the raunchy boys at her high school. Her teachers would tell you she was their snarkiest student. Her "friends", they would tell you what they thought they knew about her. If you ask me, well I would tell you the girl standing in the mirror before me is not worth your curiosity. This is my not-so cliché story.