Stalker Claus - A Song
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  • LẦN ĐỌC 41
  • Lượt bình chọn 4
  • Các Phần 1
  • Thời gian <5 mins
thevoicesarereal
Hoàn tất, Đăng lần đầu thg 12 24, 2015
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A heard someone say once that Santa Claus is a stalker. Ten minutes later, I'd written this fine piece of literature.

I apologize if this completely butchers your inner child :)
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