Curiosity and Contacts

"Oh I'm so so sorry. I really didn't mea-" you looked up into a pair of glowing red eyes. 'Those can't be real...' you thought. 'But they look nothing like contacts.'

Instead of backing away like any normal person would do, you leaned in and squinted.

"Wow. If I knew a pretty frau was going to try and kiss me, I would've chewed some more gum."

Credit to Mapelvogel for the picture