Markiplier and Jacksepticeye Imagines

(There is cursing/swearing/cussing whatever you wanna call it.) This isn't just one story, it's a bunch of little stories that me and my friend are writing. And, yes, like it says in the title, these are Jacksepticeye and Markiplier imagine stories. Some might even be Septiplier... Anyways, TO THE IMAGINE LAND OF AMAZINGNESS!!!
P.S. Some of these will probably be lemons. (if you don't know what lemons are, they're.. uh.. I'm just gonna say they are the "bow chika wow wow" or "sexy time" moments...)