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Complete Sat, Dec 26, 201525m
When you leave mad scientists alone, trouble is bound to happen. In the season of peace and love, two scientists, the programmer Seymour Atkinson and the biochemist Dani Smith decide to see who can be more festive. Helped by their friends and the most apathetic scientist in the facility, the scientists make sure that it's a Christmas to be remembered. Maybe not fondly, but certainly remembered.
A festive prequel to a webcomic I will eventually do. (Criticism is, of course, welcome.)
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