Mr & Mrs Loser
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I'm one of those people who believe that bad luck is something flies in the air then chooses someone to stick to for like, the next century.
If my bad luck turn into a person, I'd like to have a word with him and by have a word I mean shot him in the head. I spent seventeen years of my life tripping on something called bad luck.
Exaggerating? Yeah right.
I'm the twin who almost died during labor!
My life crush is also my brother's girlfriend. My twin Brother to be exact
I have a bully who makes me hate every single day of my life.
And-
"Samantha! Could you stop fu- shouting with Dora! I'm explaining my miserable life to the people in my head."
"Sorry."
Where was I? Oh, I'm also trapped with our school's most lunatic girl. Even worse, she knows all my secrets and now? I have to help her revenge from her handsome, built up, sporty and very, very rich ex-boyfriend. Take a hint.
Just me and my curly hair suffering.
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