Sex

An adventurous girl named chives runs into her dream come true, meeting Harry Styles. Chives and Harry Styles form a relationship like no other. However the celebrity-fan girl relationship may not work out due to other jelous fans, and people who just want drama. Before they break up, they have sex. Chives is not satisfied with Harry's style of pleasure, and spreads the word of how terrible he was in the bed. When word gets out, people go crazy. Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex turns into exs exs exs exs. So much hate for one celebrity. Harry Styles sucks at sex, and giving pleasure. And plot twist; he shaved his head. A cucumber jumps into the story when chives tells world how Harry Styles has no cucumber, so then after he becomes bald, he moves to Saturn and later gets sucked into a black hole.