Success Guru Offers Lighthearted Tips To Guarantee Lousy 2016

Anderson begins the first of his five lighthearted tips by saying, "Set your sights super low and commit to minimal, easy-to-reach goals. If your objective is just getting up every morning, you are bound to succeed. Don't even dare to dream big because bold goals lead to too much positive change."

Second, Anderson shares, "When you think of stepping out of your comfort zone to tackle something new or a big goal, feel fear. Feel failure. Let those feelings freeze your forward momentum. Keep doing the same thing over and over and never take risks. That way you can be assured that you will stay on the same path."

Third, Anderson says, "Watch lots of TV. Forget working on goals in the evening when you get home. Modern Family reruns are just too hilarious not to watch three times. Just grab a beer and forget about anything serious or real. Things will change on their own."

Fourth, Anderson comments, "It's definitely important to act like a victim and blame everyone else for your lack of success. It's gotta' be your boss's or parents' fault that you are where you are. Since it's not your fault, it doesn't even matter what you do, so don't even try."

Fifth, Anderson says, "You're probably too much 'too' anyway. You're too old, too young, too broke, too uneducated, too something to even try. So don't. If you give up now, no one can say 'I told you so' later."

On a serious note, Anderson ends by saying, "Living a life that you love starts with having the courage to quit coasting. Life is fast and short, so why would we ever choose to waste a single breath living anything that is mediocre?"