Happy New Year (DirkJake one shot <3)
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New Years with Dirk and Jake.
Fan girl 1: AHH ARE THEY GONNA HIT IT OFF!
Fan girl 2: PLSSS TELL ME THEY DO!
Author: oh my gosh. CAN YOU JUST READ TO FIND OUT! My goodness.
Dirk: actually I can just tell you right now
*SQUEEL*
Author: DIRK STRIDER YOU WILL NOT! NOW GO TO THE CORNER AND READ IT FOR DAMN SAKE!
Dirk: BUT I LIVED I-
Author: I DONT GIVE A DAMN NOW GO!
*Jake cradles Dirk*
Jake: shhh it's okay
Dirk: the author lady is mean
Author: JUST READ THE DAMN ONE SHOT *starts crying*
Fan girl 1 &2: *starts crying out of da feels*
*Jake cradles everyone*
Jake: shhh it's okay.
THE END
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