I Will Teach You How To Be A Hot Chic
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Last published Mon, Dec 28, 2015
"You have nice eyes pero natatabunan ng eye glasses mo."
"Matalino ka naman kaso ang bobo mo pagdating sa isang lalake."
"Ilang years kana ba naka braces? Patanggal mo na yan."
"Sobrang payat mo, pinapakain kaba sa inyo?"
"Tss whatever. Don't worry parang ang dali mo lang I make over. So lets start."
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