Alvarez Shenanigans

Spoilers for chapter 444+
What's the worst way to spend your morning in Alvarez? Coffee deprived Neinhart...or a sulking Dimaria who can't cook to save her life? Perhaps an impatient and obnoxiously loud Ajeel, or a nickname caller Bloodman who just can't stop calling you Bipolar Mortulo (Grim Reaper in Spanish). No, it can get worse then that...a lot worse. A book of one-shots of the Spriggan 12 and Zeref. Perhaps Fairy Tail will join too. (crackish)
Zeref X Mavis (implied) , Ajeel X ?, Dimaria X Brandish, one-sides Invel X Zeref