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Great Comebacks

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Teacher : Can you see God

Students : No Miss

Teacher : Can you touch God.

Students : No Miss

Teacher : Then there isn't a God!

............ *Student raises hand*

Student : Miss, can you see your brain?

Teacher : No

Student : Then can you touch your brain?

Teacher : No

Student : Then you have no brain!

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He : Can I buy you a drink?

Me : Actually, I'd rather have the money!

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Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there!

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Machine

He's like a machine. He hates to be touched. He hates anything to be non-sanitized. He can't stand human emotion. He fakes a personality, just to seem okay. He hates technology, but is nothing without it. He's a professor to the class, but supposed to be a student. He teaches the same thing everyday, but was meant to be there only to learn. And then he loses control, unable to be a machine any longer, he begins to realize worshiping technology is nothing but a curse. He holds the life of an introvert, the life of a mad man, and he admits to it. All of it. ~~ "You're useless. Nothing but a controlled soul in a shell of a body." "Then just label me a machine, there is nothing more insane than that."