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1,000 Ways To Die In A Costco

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Just a fun story about people being trapped in a Costco and killing each other over toilet paper. And if you call right now, you'll get a second ShamWow for FREE! (just pay separate processing and handling) A mischievous detective has to find the killer, if there even is one. Welcome to Night Vale, by the way.All Rights Reserved

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