The Eastern Philosophers: After The Rap Battle
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This is a book about Confucius (MC Jin), Sun Tzu (Timothy DeLaGhetto), and Lao Tzu (KRNFX), after the rap battle against the Western Philosophers. Note to you people, this is fake. It does not show what they really did after the rap battle.
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