The Funny One
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Last published Sat, Oct 1, 2016
Ava's been branded as the funny girl all her life and people seem to think she'll take any thing she can get. She doesn't want to be the funny one anymore, she wants to find herself and most importantly stop hating herself and her body . How will she do this? She actually doesn't have a fucking clue.
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