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The_Art_of_Random

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Some random stuff.
Imagine a suicidal place...

No not that kind of place!!

The place where you stick your middle finger to your teacher's face.

The place where you can cuss in front of your principal.

And........

The place where you can sTEAL PIE WITHOUT BEING A CRIMINAL!!!
Dasrigh'folks, AND THE PLACE WHERE YOu can GET FREE WIFI!!!

*party*

But sadly no.

That can never happen *sniffs* 

Enjoy this book while you can!All Rights Reserved

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