When a seemingly-innocent prank on a few unsuspecting trolls goes horribly wrong, John finds himself in a position he'd rather not fill, and Dave battles with himself on whether or not he should finally confess his true feelings for his altered friend. Follow Fem!John and Dave in their struggles to cope with John's "affliction" and Dave's inability to make up his mind. ~Message From The Author~ I hope you enjoy having your fangirl heart being torn out and then reinserted, because this was killer to write. I needed to cry several times before Chapter I and II were even finished. Yeah, so. Homestuck. Enjoy. WARNING: Rated M for language, angst, and some yaoi later on, though I'm not gonna go deep into detail.