Project Wattpad - I would say my name is BOB but that would be a lie - Wattpad

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Project Wattpad

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Parts 9
Time 54m

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"Give it back to me!!" I say, almost yelling. Logan is the most frustrating, annoyi-
"Sure" He holds my gold notebook out his window towards me.
"THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO!!!"

*****
*First person P.O.V*
Hi, My name is Gertrude.
Just kidding....that's my dog's name.
ANYWAYS, my REAL name is Sarah unfortunately with an "h"
and I LOVE Wattpad.
*****
This is the story of a girl named Sarah Davis who wants her life to be a cliché wattpad book but hasn't had the right opportunity to make it come true. That is until she moves to California with a brand new life and a plan.
 She calls it, Project Wattpad in which all her highschool dreams will come true.
There's only one teeny tiny problem, Logan Hunt.

 This is story about how things, and most importantly, life may not always go according to plan.
*****
I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURE!! I SIMPLY PUT WORDS ON IT. HOPE YOU LIKE MY BOOK :)All Rights Reserved

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Tap Out by 1800SlapAHoe

Early as a teenager, Madison dreamed of losing her virginity. Losing your virginity has a certain art to it. To her, it meant you got to know your partner better than they knew themselves. It has a certain intimate touch to it. The idea of giving yourself to someone you love is something many people want. But sometimes you don't get a choice. As she got closer to finishing high school, Madison was robbed of her innocence. After that, she struggled to be normal. How could you just go back after something like that? Growing up in Flint, Michigan was hard enough but after this, she found herself slipping into the darkness of the city. After dropping out of high school, Madison was left to take care of her struggling family. She often resorted to party on the weekends because she enjoys the numbness. That is until one night she is accused of a crime that she didn't commit. While she tries to do everything in her power to stay out of jail, she meets someone new. She tries to stay away but she can't help it - he's just so enticing. It isn't long before she's putty in his hands but when she learns something new about him, she pushes him away. Will she ever get the chance to be normal? {The first 5 chapters are published on Wattpad as a preview. The story is 100% complete & published on another platform (more info in my bio). HOWEVER, I fully publish them on Wattpad at random times throughout the year to give you all a chance to read my stories here. If you follow me & add the story to your library, you will get a notification when I republish them here. Thank you all for your support!} All Rights Reserved. ©2020 by G.M. Garcia This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

The Worst Story Ever (Wattpad Cliches) by tamspissedpants

**A Wattpad Cliche** Cover by @thatcyrusguy I actually love Wattpad. It is a really genius idea. But, I'm sure that I'm not the only one who searches for hours upon hours (okay, ten minutes) searching for that perfect non-cliche book. This is for all aspiring writers who want to know the don'ts (just the don'ts) of writing a wattpad book, and also for anyone who loves it when other people are made fun of. Fall in love with Lana as she stumbles through life as a clueless naive 17-year-old supermodel. Actually, don't fall in love with her. Because if you do, Braxton the guy she might (definitely will) end up with by the end of the story, will freaking kill you. Thank you for reading. Captain_Epic_Jen Find on Amazon at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KNKCFVZ (Link in comments and Bio)

The Book of Wattpad Moments by AwKwardhoMeschooler

What exactly is a Wattpad Moment? And why is there a book called "The Book of Wattpad Moments?!!" That's what they all say at first, and then the next thing you know, they're hooked. They can't get enough Wattpad Moments. And you know what? That'll be you, hungry.... thirsty... for more Wattpad Moments. Oh, and if you still don't know what a Wattpad Moment is, then open up "The Book of Wattpad Moments." But I must warn you, it's like a drug... a very addicting drug. That Wattpad Moment was first posted on Instagram, and I've gotton so much great feedback. Therefore, I decided "Hey, I should make a Wattpad Moment book." So here I am. The Instagram account is @thatwattpadmoment if you'd like to follow it. Have a Wattpad Moment that you'd like to see here? Message me it and maybe you will! NOTE: PLEASE DON'T STEAL ANY WATTPAD MOMENTS FROM MY BOOK WITHOUT ASKING #13 in Short Story (8-7-14) #7 in Non-Fiction (5-15-14) #87 in Humor (6-18-14)

𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐢𝐩𝐬 ✓ (publishing 2026) by alexandramariewrites

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞? 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞. Nothing in life has come easily to Chase. He's had to work for everything he's gotten until she comes along and feels like the big break he's been waiting for all his life. Lexi may have stumbled into his arms, but he's going to have to fight like hell to keep her there; to earn himself a spot in her life, in her heart. But Chase knows that she's worth it, and he's no stranger to hard work. Lexi wants to be free, and Greenville is the key to the platinum shackles keeping her from escaping the dollhouse of a home she grew up in. Everything about her new home breathes color into her dull life, and she's not going to give it up for anything. She's going to make it on her own, and nobody is going to underestimate her this time. Lexi is built from materials much stronger than porcelain. Her high hopes may finally be within reach, and she doesn't plan on letting anything or anyone distract her from her future, at least not for more than one night. Apparently, Chase didn't get the memo.

That Nerd by xThePineappleGirlx

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Ever broken into Disney World at three in the morning? Ever pranked the police and almost gotten arrested for it? Ever played paintball at the park in nothing but your underwear? Maya hasn't. But she is about to... Dylan Thompson is the most popular guy in the school and is seeking revenge after Maya slapped him for being a 'pervert'. What would you do if you were Maya? Move to Mexico and change your name to Rico and then proceed to move into an apartment with a goat owner named Pablo, obviously. What does Maya do? She doesn't run, instead she kicks him where the sun don't shine and slaps him again. Time for revenge nerd. --- Cover by the best human @1Dgurlwrites WARNING: Contains mild language & may cause many eyes rolls, fangirl moments and tears. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

Stop. Just Stop. by cocoapebbles

This is just me ranting about the annoying sh*t i see/read on Wattpad. And, sometimes, just random stuff that piss me off. ©All Rights Reserved 2014 #1 in ranting #5 in random #17 in teen fiction

Dysarthria | Dialogue Story ✔ by HappyEndingWriter

Dys • ar • thri • a difficult or unclear articulation speech that is otherwise linguistically normal - Doubt it? How do you know this blossoming friendship won't turn into something more? Cuz that kind of stuff only happens in Wattpad books. Someone texting or calling the wrong number, they fall in love, meet in person, confess their undying love for each other, happily ever after, the end. Too cliché. Even for me. - Gracie Summers was born with a brain injury which led to dysarthria. She hardly every spoke to anyone outside her family, and even then, she used short sentences. When she receives a text from the wrong number, will she develop feelings for him or succumb to the threats from the girl whose number he was supposed to text that night? {EDITED COMPLETE BY ME / @JULIE_PROOFEDIT } Word count // 20,000 Word count (after editing) // 50,000+ #15 / 26.1K stories in 'truestory' tag {7/21/2022} #1 / 44.5K stories in 'nonfiction' tag {5/17/22} #1 / 302K stories in 'shortstory' tag {5/27/22} #1 / 168K stories in 'call' tag {8/6/22} #1 / 132K stories in 'short' tag {6/8/22} #1 / 186K stories in 'comedy' tag {7/21/24} #8 / 238K stories 'funny' tag {7/22/24}

Contradicting Twins Love {EDITING} by MabelOsagiede

Meet Thelma Logan and Theresa Logan. They are twenty-five years old identical twins with different personalities, on a mission to save their father's business. Thelma is the sweet, reserved, peaceful and kind-hearted one while Theresa is the logical, unconstrained, and confident one. They set out on their mission and met Alexander Roger, a twenty-seven years old man with a broken soul. He sees life differently and uses a cold demeanour as his shield. When the twins fall in love with their boss, Alex, who is also their enemy, questions arise. Will they be able to mend his broken soul? Will their mission be successful? And who gets him? It's a choice between family and love. It's hard to decide. It's not your regular cliche book. Trust me!!! STARTED: August 2019 FINISHED: 27th of October, 2020 Book cover by @Vi_Emerald.

Crimson Daylight by mimicleeve

Being bullied? that's my life Abuse? That's me Those words were simple yet it can destroy you without any traces. A simple girl with normal life, that was me before they came and destroyed it Bullies? Check Glasses? Check Braces? Check A nerd? Heck yes! But I am not ashamed for being a nerd in fact I am very proud of it. But what if being a nerd means trouble? And trouble turn's to death. This is my story and if your interested on reading on some peoples life You pick the right book. _ COPYRIGHT all the rights reserve. No part of this story may be reproduce, stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form or by any means without the prior permission of the author. _ DISCLAIMER Names, Character, Business, Places, Events and Incidents are either product of the authors imagination or in use of fictitious manner. Any resemblance to any actual person, living or dead are purely coincidental. ~ Hiiii.! Author here. hope I will not earned some bashers just because I created some stories. And by the way high way THIS is my FIRST story. I will try to make a story that can make you cry in awesomeness!! (joke) The category is *secret find it yourself. Dont forget to *Vote *Comment

Forever Alone? by AMoodyPisces

Okay I know I might be over exaggerating but I'm seriously forever alone. I mean I'm 16 and I've never had my first kiss! Guys don't even look in my direction! I'm not the most popular girl in school but I'm not a complete nerd! And I mean I know I'm not the prettiest girl around but I don't look like medusa! I mean with my Sandy Blonde hair and Green eyes I'm at least average! I even dress up girly ever once in a while. It's not like I have some weird name. I mean Abby Chandler. I think it has a nice ring to it! I mean what could be scaring the guys away? I'm only 5'7. It's not like I'm towering over him. And at least I have some kind of Tan. I just wish one guy would see something in me. Just one guy.

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Tap Out

Early as a teenager, Madison dreamed of losing her virginity. Losing your virginity has a certain art to it. To her, it meant you got to know your partner better than they knew themselves. It has a certain intimate touch to it. The idea of giving yourself to someone you love is something many people want. But sometimes you don't get a choice. As she got closer to finishing high school, Madison was robbed of her innocence. After that, she struggled to be normal. How could you just go back after something like that? Growing up in Flint, Michigan was hard enough but after this, she found herself slipping into the darkness of the city. After dropping out of high school, Madison was left to take care of her struggling family. She often resorted to party on the weekends because she enjoys the numbness. That is until one night she is accused of a crime that she didn't commit. While she tries to do everything in her power to stay out of jail, she meets someone new. She tries to stay away but she can't help it - he's just so enticing. It isn't long before she's putty in his hands but when she learns something new about him, she pushes him away. Will she ever get the chance to be normal? {The first 5 chapters are published on Wattpad as a preview. The story is 100% complete & published on another platform (more info in my bio). HOWEVER, I fully publish them on Wattpad at random times throughout the year to give you all a chance to read my stories here. If you follow me & add the story to your library, you will get a notification when I republish them here. Thank you all for your support!} All Rights Reserved. ©2020 by G.M. Garcia This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.