Hello, Intergalactia!

RUBY ROSE JONES IS an unfathomably normal girl—so average, in fact, she thinks her life is a meaningless muddle of meaningless school, friends and crushes. It isn’t until the strange ‘Intergalactian’ government abducts her that she discovers she is the ambassador of planet Earth—for the very reason Ruby thought unfathomable: she is the most average earthling on the entire planet Earth.

BEFORE LONG, RUBY is soaring through space with only the guidance of the previous ambassador of Earth, Abraham Lincoln, who has been reduced to a preserved head. Soon she is forming pacts with strange aliens, touring distant planets, soaring among stars, nebulae and black holes—all while attempting to deal with her average school, friends, and crushes on the side.