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IT WAS PETE WENTZ ALL ALONG
My Immortal crack fic (even though it's basically one already)

lolzor stup flammin mah stroy u fokeng preozzzz!111111111!1!11!!!! id u flam den yuore jus a mediocre dunce!11!1!!!!111111

Written with @breadstick_purse (Karen) and @agenderiero (Satan)