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Parts 4
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drako dumblydum egogy harrypotter lol myimmortal petewentz vampire voldemint wentz

IT WAS PETE WENTZ ALL ALONG
My Immortal crack fic (even though it's basically one already)






lolzor stup flammin mah stroy u fokeng preozzzz!111111111!1!11!!!! id u flam den yuore jus a mediocre dunce!11!1!!!!111111

Written with @breadstick_purse (Karen) and @agenderiero (Satan)All Rights Reserved

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Maybe This is Enough 𓇚 The Onceler x Jon Arbuckle 𓇚 by RoseWrites244

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