A Straight Pole [EreRi/RiRen]

"So, Mr. Rouge Soldier, your boyfriend must be jealous when you present yourself in front of others like this."

"Actually, I don't have a boyfriend."

"I could change that this Sat--"

"I don't have a boyfriend Mister, because my girlfriend knows I'm straight."

"You fucking tease."

"A blessed one."

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Eren is a teenage stripper and Levi is just, Levi and holds no shame in hiding his thoughts. Levi goes to a club, sees Eren preform, and immediately falls in love with him.

The only problem is,
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Eren is as straight as the poles he swings on.

Will Eren and Levi get together?

Obviously.

Will there be twerking?

Of course.

Will there be smut?

Should there be?

THIS IS MY FIRST BOYXBOY. I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO SHET MYSELF. SRRYNOTSRRY TMI.

Oh, and thanks @Rosie_The_Death_Pig for the cover