YOU KNOW YOU ARE A DIRECTIONER WHEN....

You know you are a Directioner when is based on things that I'm positive every single Directioner does. I'll give you examples on each posted draft.
Here's one:

You know you are a Directioner when you smile to yourself or to your friend when you hear Nile River, and you think Niall.

You're sitting in history class, flicking your pencil against the desk. Your elbow is supporting your head as you lean on the table. You're so bored while the teacher is talking, so you doze off in your thoughts.

'If only you could hear what I could hear you'd understand why I want to get out of history so desperately.. Right now I'm thinking of One Direction and the teachers just talking. He don't know oh oh-'

Suddenly your thoughts are interrupted when the teacher calls to you.

"Are you paying attention?" You nod. "Okay class who can tell me where the Nile river is?"

You immediately drift your attention to your Directioner friend. You stare at each other with weirdly scrunched smiles for a couple minutes.