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Pick Up Lines.

The_Awesome_Gilbert_

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Прочтений 63,705
Голосов 1,115
Частей 93
Время 5m

The_Awesome_Gilbert_

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These are real pick up lines and ones I've made up by myself or with a friend. Some are sexual, some are sweet, some are cute, some are anime based, some are video game based, and some are just... Just dick ones... There mean as fuck. Like no joke.Все права сохранены

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Shut Up (Boy×Boy)

Guy looked at me with a serious expression on his face, "You know James, it seems to me like you might have a crush on me." I immediately got defensive, "Shut up." ----------------------------------- James is the nerd of the school, focused on becoming a doctor. Guy is hard on the outside but soft on the inside, aiming to become a musician. The two make the best of friends but when Guy comes back from holiday, he begins to see them as more than that. Throw in a crumbling friend group, the messy divorce of James's parents and an opportunity for Guy to gain a scholarship to music school and the boys find their lives turning upside down. Will they pull through, or fall apart?

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