Pick Up Lines.
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  • Reads 62,875
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  • Parts 93
  • Time 5m
Complete, First published Dec 31, 2015
These are real pick up lines and ones I've made up by myself or with a friend. Some are sexual, some are sweet, some are cute, some are anime based, some are video game based, and some are just... Just dick ones... There mean as fuck. Like no joke.
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