Asks and Dares (Ask Us Shit)
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Last published Fri, Apr 8, 2016
Mike the Mongrel (Me): Hey, ask us some questions! Don't rub ME the wrong way or I'll '87 your dick off >:D *Glitch*
Jeremy the Joey : U-uh H-hi! Ask us! It's very nice to meet you! You may also dare us :3 IF YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO DO SO *covers mouth* I'M SO SORRY *crying sounds*
Doll the Deer: It's very nice to kill-I mean meet you guys! *Glitches out*
Fritz the Ferret: We'd really like to get to know you! Just like your gonna get to know us! You can join the family! We've got the cutest suit, and it's just your size :D
Mike the Mongrel (Me): Ya! I mean, new guards don't come around here too often *glitches out and gets black eyes* THEY'RE ALL ANNOYING LITTLE PRICKS! So all you fan people can ask us whatever you want! We have no limits on what the question has to be like! LITERALLY ANYTHING! I don't give enough fucks to care!
Vincent: *mutters to self in cage* I don't really care
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