Attack on Titan Texts

lol what how original of me

Eren is not at all in love with Captain Levi????? haha why would you think that????? :))))

Mikasa just really wants a girlfriend (and misses Annie like hell)

Armin has a deep understanding of sarcasm and a great taste in skirts.

Nobody was supposed to see Hanji's Tumblr.

Marco is freckled Jesus, perhaps sent to help Jean in particular.

Ymir and Krista are really just relationship goals to be honest.

Who the hell are Reindeer and Bernie?

For real this time, who ate Sasha's Doritos?

Connie is just a poor hetero trying to make his way in the world.

Erwin is loving every moment of this.

Levi likes to pretend he doesn't adore these people.

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lmao what Marco didn't die or anything

this will have no relevance to fighting Titans or the plot of snk lol

just some queer army friends, tryna have a good time