Phineas Lamphrin Jacob Trancy, more commonly called Finny, often finds himself searching the web for a quick way to, well, get off. After stumbling upon a live broadcast site that supposedly offered a show of cute boys in cute underwear, he would've never guessed that the cutest boy of them all happened to be his school's biggest asshole, Teddy Mosspack. That is, until he finds out the star athlete's secret by pure, glorious coincidence.