Me: SUP FUCKBOYS!? So, you wanna know what it's like to be me? Make sure your prepared because this is a big shit storm right here! Between being forced to cosplay as tuxedo mask from that GOD FORSAKEN show, to being flirted with by fangirls , fanboys, and Toy Chica the DUCK! HA THAT'S RIGHT I SAID DUCK- life is pretty intense. Being chased around by these fuckboys, I never get a break. Other times they can be really caring and loving. Ew. Anyways, read this, go ahead, laugh at all the crazy shit I have to deal with here at Freddy the Fucktard's Pizzeria, Where fantasy and fun come to life! (Boss made me say that, or else he would cut my pay)
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family.
Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.