Keeping Up With Satan (parody) - Dedicated to senpai

When Lara Croft, a really dumb teenage girl, meets a really tall boy, what will happen?
Will they finally kiss?
Will the boy lose his virginity to a deer or a bear?
Will the queen of England take over the world with her satanic English tea?
Will Harry Styles make an appearance?
Will Kim Kardashian stop showing her butt?
That's what you'll know, in Keeping Up With Satan. Except about Kim. No-one knows. NO-ONE.
(Dedicated to my søde titan bean @PhantasicTrashChild)