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How To Woo Sky Walker

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Reads 116,792
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Parts 14
Time 1h 4m

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humor romance shortstory starwars

Harvey Ryerson needs one more class to complete his gen-ed credit requirements. Somehow, he finds himself in a history class (Women in Antiquity, what does that even mean?) with the same TA he popped a boner for and blatantly flirted with last semester.

Thing is, she hates him.

So after being rejected once, twice,  too many times to count-what better way to woo Sky Walker than to impress her with supposedly funny Star Wars puns and references?

cover by @JakArmstrongAll Rights Reserved

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History is for Lovers (Student/Teacher relationship) by XxNightStripexX

*Wattpad Exclusive* "The class laughed at his joke as he glanced toward me again. I couldn't read the emotion in his eyes, but I had the feeling that he was trying to tell me that he was going to be watching me from now on. Little did I know just how serious he was." She was forced by her parents to leave the school she loved and all of her friends her junior year of college. She wasn't warned of the danger of going out at night. He was the handsome stranger that saved her. He is her history teacher and she's his student. You can't control who you fall in love with. So what's the worse that can happen with a student-teacher relationship? A lot, when the past comes back to taunt them.

Subakin & his Obi-Dom by Angel_Wing_Ste

Anakin Skywalker, the Jedi Knight who was always in denial, could never bring himself to admit, or rather, would never accept that he was, in fact, a submissive. Oh no, never. He firmly believed that he was destined to be a dominant, and he was determined to make that a reality. But as fate would have it, later that very same day, he found himself in a rather compromising position. "Yes, Master," he obediently responded, his voice laced with a mixture of resignation and anticipation, "Thank you for allowing me to clean your boots, Master." Anakin Skywalker, the renowned and powerful Jedi, was woefully and fecklessly in denial. Little did he know that it would take a gentle and experienced super-dom to bring him to heel. And who better to undertake this heavy burden than Obi-Wan, the selfless and renowned Jedi? His mission was clear: to save not just Anakin, but the entire galaxy from a darker fate. So, dear reader, strap in for this enticing tale as we follow Anakin in his journey of blockhead denial...

New Girl by flowerchildDF

"You dropped this." I heard a husky voice say. I turned around to look at what I dropped and realized it was my schedule. I gasped. Damn, I would have been fucked if I'd lost it. I guess I didn't put it in my bag... I looked up to thank him, but ended up not being able to find my voice. He's really attractive. Drop dead gorgeous attractive. Hot. He has brown hair that is spiked up in a messy way and shiny chocolate brown eyes that are hard not to stare at. His jawline was firm and he is extremely tall compared to my 5'3" height; he seems like he's 6'1". He looks in good shape -- the white shirt he was wearing showed off his broad muscular chest. He wore a leather-mans jacket from the school over the t-shirt, with black denim jeans, and converse. I swallowed. I snapped out of it and took the paper forcing myself to say "thanks." However, he walked away before I even finished. OK... he obviously isn't interested in the 'new girl' like all the other students are. I can't help but feel a bit disappointed. Out of all the guys that have hit on me in school today he is the only one that has caught my eye -- bad news is that he didn't even bother. "You know him? I'm surprised the cheer-bitch hasn't threatened you yet." Jessica said, her face showing shock. "Um, no I don't know him... and cheer-bitch?" I frowned confused. "She's his ex-girlfriend, but considering she has such a small brain that is a size of a peanut, she won't leave him alone. I mean like seriously, EX; has she not heard of that quote, 'Thanks for the EXperience, Our time has EXpired, now EXit my life.' She is one clueless bimbo. Then again who would leave him alone he is S-E-X-Y!" I laughed. "I am going to love being your friend." I said while I looked back to where he had headed a while ago, but I no longer saw him. I sighed disappointed.

The Body Swap by storylover5555

Ever wondered what it's like to be a boy? You're about to find out. Love isn't meant to be easy, everybody knows that, but is it meant to be this hard? After a mistake at a party, two highschool students end up in each other's bodies. The problem? It's hard to fall in love, when the person you love is in your own body. Read on to see how the two unfortunate students learn to adapt to each other's lives, including periods, peeing and a whole lot of awkward genital issues. WARNING. STRONG LANGUAGE IN FIRST CHAPTER. Rated R for strong language, not sexual stuff. I mean there's a part about her poking a penis but that's only because she doesn't understand why she has one. Wouldn't you poke your own penis if you woke up as a boy one day? Copyright 2013 All rights reserved.

Footsteps On My Heart by theshakespearelover

Justine and Firdaus used to be best friends, since they were seven. Like in every clichéd teen fiction book, Justine let it into her head that she - practically a tomboy - was in love with Firdaus, and he with her. Suddenly she believed that the school's most handsome, rich and popular guy would like her, because why not? So she did the one thing she regretted most later: she basically told the whole world that she liked him. Talk about the greatest mistake ever made in history. What she didn't expect was that he would snub- no, humiliate her. Justine swore her heart would never love again. But maybe Firdaus wants to be best friends again, maybe he wants them to be something more...?

I Crash You by crescentmon

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Head In The Stars by writingcuziloveit1

Meet Avril. Two years after her parents' death and she's still struggling with her emotions towards them. When Dallas shows up at her school, Avril hates him. She immediately points out how obvious it is that he's self conceited. Her friends, however, are quick to point out that there's a thin line between love and hate. So what happens when Dallas is suddenly thrown into her life? What happens when Avril ends up spilling her life story to him and then kisses him? And this does happen more than once. Boyfriends, brothers, friends, feelings, and high school. What could go wrong?

Chemical Ren Ingredient #1 : The Professor by Love_roulette_98

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Unwanted Wedlock by foreversecret7

''Let me help you, ma'am,'' a man who was probably the flight attendant said. Damn. Ryerson Reeds even had handsome flight attendants. The man stooped a bit, leaning close to her and taking the seatbelt from her hands. He was holding eye contact and Lyla felt herself grow amused as she stared back at him. He was going to start buckling her up before someone cleared their throat loudly. They both looked up to meet Reeds' blue-green eyes. ''I think I can help my wife, thank you,'' he said. Lyla's eyebrows shot up. The dude barely talked to her and he was already getting possessive? How does that even add up? Reeds stopped taking the two parts of the seat belt in his hands, ''you couldn't do this without help?'' he muttered to her savagely. Lyla glared at him, before he could even get the belt close to her she took it from his hands and snapped it in the right place. She gave him a sickly sweet smile and Reeds simply scoffed and walked to his seat. The rest of the plane ride was quiet. One would think after that small exchange they would start having some kind of conversation. Wrong. ___________________ This isn't a cliche story where the girl falls for the guy by a simply little gaze. She's stubborn, she's maybe a little relatable, and she's assertive. But she didn't think she was for him. Lyla Vell; the name itself oozed the confidence which was her, and Ryersoon Reeds? Two words to describe him: Arrogant and plain painful. And when these two personalities are in an arranged marriage. Shit about to go down. ___ This is my first Wattpad story. Hope you'll like it! This entire story is NOT mature. Only the last few chapters are and you can still finish the plot without reading those few mature chapters. For those who are hesitant to read the story because it is tagged mature, I'm promising you only the last few chapters are mature, you can read chapters 1-19 without any disturbance of smut. That was for those who're hesitant. Love you. DON'T COPY MY WORK!

In the Rouge by SJForester

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History is for Lovers (Student/Teacher relationship) cover

Subakin & his Obi-Dom cover

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Footsteps On My Heart cover

I Crash You cover

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Chemical Ren Ingredient #1 : The Professor cover

Unwanted Wedlock cover

In the Rouge cover

History is for Lovers (Student/Teacher relationship)

Wattpad Exclusive "The class laughed at his joke as he glanced toward me again. I couldn't read the emotion in his eyes, but I had the feeling that he was trying to tell me that he was going to be watching me from now on. Little did I know just how serious he was." She was forced by her parents to leave the school she loved and all of her friends her junior year of college. She wasn't warned of the danger of going out at night. He was the handsome stranger that saved her. He is her history teacher and she's his student. You can't control who you fall in love with. So what's the worse that can happen with a student-teacher relationship? A lot, when the past comes back to taunt them.