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How To Woo Sky Walker

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Harvey Ryerson needs one more class to complete his gen-ed credit requirements. Somehow, he finds himself in a history class (Women in Antiquity, what does that even mean?) with the same TA he popped a boner for and blatantly flirted with last semester.

Thing is, she hates him.

So after being rejected once, twice,  too many times to count-what better way to woo Sky Walker than to impress her with supposedly funny Star Wars puns and references?

cover by @JakArmstrongTodos los derechos reservados

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