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Funny Text and Jokes [#Wattys2017]

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Reads 2,168
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Parts 58
Time 9m

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Do you ever feel like you can't be happy? Do you ever feel like you can never laugh? Well, this book will, and always, Make you laugh! This is a book of jokes, texts and sometimes, comebacks! Read on and always laugh!All Rights Reserved

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