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Funny Text and Jokes [#Wattys2017]
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MatureKumpleto Wed, Jul 5, 20179m
Do you ever feel like you can't be happy? Do you ever feel like you can never laugh? Well, this book will, and always, Make you laugh! This is a book of jokes, texts and sometimes, comebacks! Read on and always laugh!
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take a joke
this book is made to give you a laugh inside and out. on a bad day sad day happy day even a busy or boring day... if this makes you feel better or laugh comment if you want hah I dont really mind if you dont.. take your mind off life and read if your a book worm :p c: I really love it when people laugh or are happy because that vibe goes to everyone around them relax, get comfortable, and read as yoyr heart desiresKumpleto
In life things don't always go the way planned love is never real people lie and the past will always come back to bite you in the ass especially when you're NOT WANTED
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