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Funny Text and Jokes [#Wattys2017]
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Do you ever feel like you can't be happy? Do you ever feel like you can never laugh? Well, this book will, and always, Make you laugh! This is a book of jokes, texts and sometimes, comebacks! Read on and always laugh!
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In life things don't always go the way planned love is never real people lie and the past will always come back to bite you in the ass especially when you're NOT WANTED
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