The Bacon Cat Randomness Returns
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Last published Sun, Nov 20, 2016
My second randomness book!
Be prepared for:
-pointless rants
-weird tag things
-me being bae (see Danish definition)
-my OCs
-anxiety :'D
-fandom trash
-more fandom trash
-aaand bacon
You can ask/dare my OCs also.
Here's a list of characters (if they aren't on this list and you want them back, you may ask. We will see what I can do. For now, here's the lineup.)
-Sadie Williams (snek mam)
-Tatum Kelly (Second Lieutenant Tatum Kiss Ass)
-Benton Canestro (mad boi)
-Kole Anderson (angsty angry anxious bean)
-Arline (almost knight)
-Harriet (poor child with many issues)
-Bacon Cat ("me" Sadistic ass who runs this crap)
-Actual Me (for when things get too out of hand)
-UPDATES COMING SOON
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