Meliska the magical unicorn explores the wonderfulness of being a pretty bubble gum bunny. Her life seems perfect until Moose the moose (an emu obsessed with "The Outsiders") comes along and just farts on everything. Meliska's world is turned upside-down. Then one night while Meliska is hunting elephants, she receives a visit from the enchanted Dr. Dr. Professor Dr. Poop (the doctor who isn't actually a doctor, and loves "Before You Exit") who sings Meliska a song about the life of a young toilet named Albert, and things start to jiggle again. Read to find out what happens when Dr. Dr. Professor Dr. Poop accidentally farts on Melissa!! P. S. COLLAARRR BONNNEESSSS!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH