Your Guide to Becoming a Rogue
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Welcome to your guide and handbook, and how to become a rogue and get kicked out of the clans featuring BRAMBLECLAW! This is about four clans full of sharpies, waffles and poptarts that come together and try and make peace with one another (which fails miserably). *
Brambleclaw: make sure that you bring popcorn too!!
Ashfur: and some BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT™
Bluestar nyan cat: oh oh and waffles!! Firestar loves waffles
Firestar: *dies* nooooOOOoo
*This book may be a bit different than the others as it is featuring more than 2 cats! Also EVERY spoof in this book is MINE!! DO NOT STEAL!!
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